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Sun, July 7, 2024

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Fiction OCR: CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL HE'S SHOWN AN APTITUDE FOR SPELLINGFOR MATH AND FOR ANTISOCIAL STUDIES. PARENT/ PRISON TEACHER CONFERENCE Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk LI Mm Nn Oo Pp 7-7 darrinbell.substack.com WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features. S CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL HE'S SHOWN AN APTITUDE FOR SPELLINGFOR MATH AND FOR ANTISOCIAL STUDIES . PARENT / PRISON TEACHER CONFERENCE Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk LI Mm Nn Oo Pp 7-7 darrinbell.substack.com WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features . S
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Sat, July 6, 2024

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Human OCR: ...AND WHEN I SAW HE WAS ABOUT TO CALL 911I TOLD PENELOPE TO GO NIP THAT IN THE BUTT. PARDON MEI COULDN'T HELP BUT OVERHEAR... BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THE CORRECT PHRASE IS "NIP THAT IN THE BUD” darrinbell.substack.com IT MEANS TO STOP SOME- THING IN ITS EARLIEST STAGE OF DEVELOPMENT. HENCE THE ANALOGY OF NIPPING A FLOWER WHEN IT'S STILL A BUD THAT HAS YET TO BLOSSOM. 7-6 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate PENELOPE IS HER PET HYENA. OHWELL... MY BADTHEN. DAREN BELL ... AND WHEN I SAW HE WAS ABOUT TO CALL 911I TOLD PENELOPE TO GO NIP THAT IN THE BUTT . PARDON MEI COULDN'T HELP BUT OVERHEAR ... BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM THE CORRECT PHRASE IS " NIP THAT IN THE BUD ” darrinbell.substack.com IT MEANS TO STOP SOME- THING IN ITS EARLIEST STAGE OF DEVELOPMENT . HENCE THE ANALOGY OF NIPPING A FLOWER WHEN IT'S STILL A BUD THAT HAS YET TO BLOSSOM . 7-6 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate PENELOPE IS HER PET HYENA . OHWELL ... MY BADTHEN . DAREN BELL
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Fri, July 5, 2024

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Fictional character OCR: LIONEL SAID IN HIS REALLY CUTE LITTLE VOICEWOULD YOU PASS THE @#$%. KETCHUP TO MY TEDDY BEAR?" YOU DON'T SAY. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I ASKED HIM WHERE HE PICKED UP THAT CUSS WORDAND HE SAID "FROM KINDERGARTEN.” NEVA coud THEY BE WILDIN' OUT IN KINDERGARTEN. darrinbell.substack.com 7-5 CLYDECAN I ASK YOU AN UNRELATED QUESTIONFOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER? 2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate DID LIONEL HAPPEN TO ASK YOU FOR WAYS TO GET OUT OF GOING TO KINDERGARTEN? @#$% NO. DAREM BELL LIONEL SAID IN HIS REALLY CUTE LITTLE VOICE" DADDYWOULD YOU PASS THE @ # $ % . KETCHUP TO MY TEDDY BEAR ? " YOU DON'T SAY . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM I ASKED HIM WHERE HE PICKED UP THAT CUSS WORDAND HE SAID " FROM KINDERGARTEN . ” NEVA coud THEY BE WILDIN ' OUT IN KINDERGARTEN . darrinbell.substack.com 7-5 CLYDECAN I ASK YOU AN UNRELATED QUESTIONFOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER ? 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate DID LIONEL HAPPEN TO ASK YOU FOR WAYS TO GET OUT OF GOING TO KINDERGARTEN ? @ # $ % NO . DAREM BELL
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Thu, July 4, 2024

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Conversation OCR: SOWHICH MOVIE DID YOU TAKE YOUR SON TO? TO WHICH MOVIE DID I TAKE MY SON? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DID... DID YOU JUST CORRECT MY GRAMMAR? UM... NO? NOI DON'T THINK SO. 7-4 darrinbell.substack.com OHOKAY. I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU WOULDN'T OF MUST... NOT... SAY... ANYTHING. DONE THAT. 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate IT'S BURNINGISN'T IT? DAREN BEL SOWHICH MOVIE DID YOU TAKE YOUR SON TO ? TO WHICH MOVIE DID I TAKE MY SON ? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM DID ... DID YOU JUST CORRECT MY GRAMMAR ? UM ... NO ? NOI DON'T THINK SO . 7-4 darrinbell.substack.com OHOKAY . I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU WOULDN'T OF MUST ... NOT ... SAY ... ANYTHING . DONE THAT . 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate IT'S BURNINGISN'T IT ? DAREN BEL
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Wed, July 3, 2024

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Rectangle OCR: YOU'VE REACHED STOKKER HIGHISH-SPEED INTERNET. RYAN SPEAKING. HOW MAY I HINDER YOU? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM AS SOON AS THE TEN-YEAR CONTRACT YOU TALKED ME INTO SIGNING ENDEDYOU TRIPLED THE PRICE OF MY INTERNET SERVICESO I WANT TO CANCEL YOU. darrinbell.substack.com 7-3 TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. BEFORE YOU GOHOW WOULD YOU LIKE HALF OFF YOUR INTERNET SERVICE? 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate ALL YOU'D HAVE TO DO IS SIGN A LITTLE CONTRACT NOT FALLING FOR ITRYAN. OKAYHOW ABOUT TWO-THIRDS OFF? DAREN GELL YOU'VE REACHED STOKKER HIGHISH - SPEED INTERNET . RYAN SPEAKING . HOW MAY I HINDER YOU ? BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM AS SOON AS THE TEN - YEAR CONTRACT YOU TALKED ME INTO SIGNING ENDEDYOU TRIPLED THE PRICE OF MY INTERNET SERVICESO I WANT TO CANCEL YOU . darrinbell.substack.com 7-3 TOTALLY UNDERSTAND . BEFORE YOU GOHOW WOULD YOU LIKE HALF OFF YOUR INTERNET SERVICE ? 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate ALL YOU'D HAVE TO DO IS SIGN A LITTLE CONTRACT NOT FALLING FOR ITRYAN . OKAYHOW ABOUT TWO - THIRDS OFF ? DAREN GELL
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Tue, July 2, 2024

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Pleased OCR: REPLICATORS. SAY WHAT? 85 NEVA SCURD BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM IN STAR TREKEVERYONE GETS ALONG 'CAUSE THEIR NEEDS ARE MET. REPLICATORS REARRANGE ATOMS TO INSTANTLY CREATE FOOD OR HOMES OR ANYTHING ANYONE NEEDS. darrinbell.substack.com IF OUR WORLD SPENT AS MUCH MONEY AND EFFORT DEVELOPING REPLICATOR TECH AS IT DOES ON ARMIES AND WEAPONS OF WARWE'D HAVE NO REASON FOR WAR. 7-2 O2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate 0000 BRUHAIN'T NO WAR NEVER BEEN STARTED 'CAUSE OF REASON. THAT'S... NOT... DAANDAL 85 NEVA SCURD ...STOP BEING RIGHT. REPLICATORS . SAY WHAT ? 85 NEVA SCURD BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM IN STAR TREKEVERYONE GETS ALONG ' CAUSE THEIR NEEDS ARE MET . REPLICATORS REARRANGE ATOMS TO INSTANTLY CREATE FOOD OR HOMES OR ANYTHING ANYONE NEEDS . darrinbell.substack.com IF OUR WORLD SPENT AS MUCH MONEY AND EFFORT DEVELOPING REPLICATOR TECH AS IT DOES ON ARMIES AND WEAPONS OF WARWE'D HAVE NO REASON FOR WAR . 7-2 O2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate 0000 BRUHAIN'T NO WAR NEVER BEEN STARTED ' CAUSE OF REASON . THAT'S ... NOT ... DAANDAL 85 NEVA SCURD ... STOP BEING RIGHT .
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Mon, July 1, 2024

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Animated cartoon OCR: I FEEL LIKE JUST CAN'T GET AHEADCLYDE. DAREIN BELL BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM MY SITE GAINED 20000 SUBSCRIBERS LAST YEAR000. I GOT MY SON INTO AN AWESOME KINDERGARTENWHICH THEN BURNED DOWN. 85 NEVA SCURD 7-1 darrinbell.substack.com 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate YOU SAID A WHOLE LOTTA STUFFBUT THEN I WASN'T LISTENIN' TO NONE OF IT. NEVA CCURD I CAN MAKE MY POINTS ON MY OWN. I FEEL LIKE JUST CAN'T GET AHEADCLYDE . DAREIN BELL BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM MY SITE GAINED 20000 SUBSCRIBERS LAST YEARBUT IT ALSO LOST 19000 . I GOT MY SON INTO AN AWESOME KINDERGARTENWHICH THEN BURNED DOWN . 85 NEVA SCURD 7-1 darrinbell.substack.com 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate YOU SAID A WHOLE LOTTA STUFFBUT THEN I WASN'T LISTENIN ' TO NONE OF IT . NEVA CCURD I CAN MAKE MY POINTS ON MY OWN .
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Sun, June 30, 2024

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People OCR: CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL SO YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING LESS? Dr. NOODLE SEE RIGHT THROUGH THATDOCTOR. WHAT'S YES. AND I THE OTHER DAYI CAUGHT HER READING "THE ART OF WAR." WRONG WITH THAT? DAREN BELL ??? M.A. SHE'D DOG-EARED THE PAGE THAT SAID "SUPREME EXCELLENCE CONSISTS OF BREAKING THE ENEMY'S RESISTANCE WITHOUT FIGHTING." I SEE. IT HURTS YOU TO KNOW THAT IN HER MINDYOU FILL THE ROLE OF "THE ENEMY"? FFFFFFFFF HUZZAH E-MAIL candorville@gmail.com TWITTER.CO MM Ph.D BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at www.CANDORVILLE.COM CLEARLY SHE'S USING IT TO GET THE UPPER HAND IN OUR MARRIAGE. NO. I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE TRICKED INTO BEING HAPPY. THAT REALLY MAKES ME MAD! Men OMG CANDORVILLE by DARIN BELL SO YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING LESS ? Dr. NOODLE SEE RIGHT THROUGH THATDOCTOR . WHAT'S YES . AND I THE OTHER DAYI CAUGHT HER READING " THE ART OF WAR . " WRONG WITH THAT ? DAREN BELL ??? M.A. SHE'D DOG - EARED THE PAGE THAT SAID " SUPREME EXCELLENCE CONSISTS OF BREAKING THE ENEMY'S RESISTANCE WITHOUT FIGHTING . " I SEE . IT HURTS YOU TO KNOW THAT IN HER MINDYOU FILL THE ROLE OF " THE ENEMY " ? FFFFFFFFF HUZZAH E - MAIL candorville@gmail.com TWITTER.CO MM Ph.D BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at www.CANDORVILLE.COM CLEARLY SHE'S USING IT TO GET THE UPPER HAND IN OUR MARRIAGE . NO . I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE TRICKED INTO BEING HAPPY . THAT REALLY MAKES ME MAD ! Men OMG
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Sat, June 29, 2024

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Conversation OCR: BUS 79 43 F WANNA COME OVER AND PLAY CITIES: SKYLINES ON MY PS5? G THUG LIFE BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM 40 73 G THAT DEPENDS. CAN I WREAK HAVOC IN THAT GAME? CAN I TAKE A BREAK FROM CIVILITY AND REVEL IN ALL KINDS OF SORDID MAYHEM AND PANDEMONIUM? YOU CAN BUILD A TOWN. 73 G THANK GOD FOR CULTURE CLASH 6-29 THUG 4 LIFE darrinbell.substack.com THANK GOD FOR CULTURE CLASH THUG 4 LIFE 02024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate CAN I DRIVE A TANK THROUGH PEOPLE LIVING ROOMS IN THAT TOWN? HANK OD FOR CULTURE CLASH THUG 4 LIFE DAREN BEL ?? BUS 79 43 F WANNA COME OVER AND PLAY CITIES : SKYLINES ON MY PS5 ? G THUG LIFE BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM 40 73 G THAT DEPENDS . CAN I WREAK HAVOC IN THAT GAME ? CAN I TAKE A BREAK FROM CIVILITY AND REVEL IN ALL KINDS OF SORDID MAYHEM AND PANDEMONIUM ? YOU CAN BUILD A TOWN . 73 G THANK GOD FOR CULTURE CLASH 6-29 THUG 4 LIFE darrinbell.substack.com THANK GOD FOR CULTURE CLASH THUG 4 LIFE 02024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate CAN I DRIVE A TANK THROUGH PEOPLE LIVING ROOMS IN THAT TOWN ? HANK OD FOR CULTURE CLASH THUG 4 LIFE DAREN BEL ??
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Fri, June 28, 2024

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Interaction OCR: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT VOTING?! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN OUR LIFETIME! DAREIN BELL 6-28 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM PEOPLE SAY "THIS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN OUR LIFETIME" EVERY TIME. darrinbell.substack.com YEAHTHAT'S BECAUSE IT ALWAYS IS. JUST LIKE HOW EVERY SINGLE STITCH ON A PARACHUTE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STITCH ON THE PARACHUTE. ©2024 Darrin Bell dist. by King Features Syndicate THAT'S WHY I DON'T BE JUMPIN' OUT NO AIRPLANES. THUG " DON'T TAKE MY METAPHORS WHERE THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO. THAT'S RUDE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT VOTING ?! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN OUR LIFETIME ! DAREIN BELL 6-28 BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM PEOPLE SAY " THIS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN OUR LIFETIME " EVERY TIME . darrinbell.substack.com YEAHTHAT'S BECAUSE IT ALWAYS IS . JUST LIKE HOW EVERY SINGLE STITCH ON A PARACHUTE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STITCH ON THE PARACHUTE . © 2024 Darrin Bell dist . by King Features Syndicate THAT'S WHY I DON'T BE JUMPIN ' OUT NO AIRPLANES . THUG " DON'T TAKE MY METAPHORS WHERE THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO . THAT'S RUDE .
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