Chariot

This user does not wish to speak or heardumbass,but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

fgn-1

This user canscrape byin at least one dialect offoreign.

gb-1

Dsh uuzzr izzzabll tuh kuntibbit wizzabveyschhhiklvvllovGbrsh.

LE-0

This individual still maintains ashredof dignity in this insane world by adhering to correctspelling,grammar,punctuationandcapitalisation.

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This user would like to knowoodles more languages.

C-1

This user is abeginning Cprogrammer.

Java

This user can program inJava.

vb

This user is aVisual Basicprogrammer.

<html>

This user can writeHTML.

mircs

This user is amIRCscripter.

prog-2

This user is an intermediateprogrammer.

A, B, and C

This user prefers theserial comma.

to
too
two

This user thinks thattoomany people have no idea howtouse words that they should have learned in gradetwo.

iTS

This user uses the
iTunes Store.

US

This user usesAmerican English.

AIM-2

This uzer has anintermediateunderstanding of theAIM lingos.0_0

YA

This user is ayoung adult.

Y

This user is a member of
Generation Y.

This user ismale.

This user is of multipleancestries.

This user is ofEnglishancestry.

Alba
This user is ofScottishancestry.

This user is ofDutchancestry.

Éireannach
This user isIrish.

This user is interested in theirfamily history.

This user is not abiological parent.

IQ	This user'sIntelligence Quotientis141.

This user is aScorpio.

Ngưu

This user was born in the year of theOx.

This userwas tooslackto makeEagle Scout.

Thisuserwas active in theBoy Scouts of America.

6
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12.011

This user is made out ofCarbon.

This user preferswarm weather.

This user prefers it...HOT!!

This user is from the planetEarth.

This user'shomeworldismostly harmless.

This user is fromEris.

This user has never left theNorthern Hemisphere.

This user has never left theWestern Hemisphere.

This user grew up in thesuburbs.

This userlives in the
United States of America.

This user hastoo much timeon their hands.

This user has no understanding oftimeand does everythingat the last minute.

This userdoes notobserveDaylight Saving Time.

noc

This user isnocturnal.

GMT
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This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.

This user is interested inreligion.

respect

This user respects others'religionsand realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

This user believes in theseparation of church and state.

This user believes in the existence of a humansoulorspirit.

This user is interested intheism,the belief indeities.

Thisuserunderstandsbiologicalevolution.

This user realizes that theEarthisn't anoblate spheroid,but rather a close approximation of one.

This userrealizesthat people from theMiddle Agesalready thought that the Earth wasspherical.

This user has been touched byHis Noodly Appendage.

This user supports the use ofwind power,solar power,andelectric vehicles.

GF

This user follows agluten-free diet

C₂H₅OH-0

This user is anon-drinker.

This user does notsmoke.

Secondhand smokeis one of this user'spet peeves.

This user hassocial anxiety.

This user isnear sighted.

This user does not appreciatetobacco smoke.

This user isdrug-free.

This user ismixed-handed.

This user is acarnivore.

This user eatspotatoes.

This user loves to eatcucumbers.

This user eatsraspberries.

This user eatsstrawberries.

This user eatstomatoes.

This user eatscheese.

This user eatschicken.

This user loveshamburgers.

This user eatschocolate.

This user eatspopcorn.

This user prefers themetric system.

ft-lb

This user usesAmerican Measurements.

pno-1

This user is anovicepianist.

rec-1

This user is anovicerecorder player.

voc-2

This user is anintermediatevocalist.

This user wishes to fly and hopes to become anaircraft pilot.

This user likestraffic lights.A lot.

This user candrive.

This user does not want todrive.

This user considers themselvesself-educated.

a²+b²=c²

This user is an intermediatemathematician.

This userpumpstheir own gas.

HIS

This user's favourite subject isHistory.

MATH

This user's favorite subject isMathematics.

This user's favourite subject isGeography.

Pi≈ 3.1415926535897932384626

This user is interested in
coin collecting.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested inancient Rome.

This user enjoysskygazingandastronomy.

This user enjoys trackinghurricanes.

This user enjoys watching theweather.

This user is anAFOL.

This user is alibrarian - information scientist.

This userreadsbetween the lines.

This user is abibliophile.

This user enjoys readingfiction.

This user enjoys readingnon-fiction.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

This user enjoys readinghumorous literature.

Thisuserenjoys readingscience fiction.

LOTR

This user lovesThe Lord of the Ringsbook series andfilm trilogy,but not the1978 animated film.

This userknowsthat42istheAnswerto theUltimate Questionof Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is a hoopyfroodwho really knows where theirtowelis.

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This user is obsessed withThe War of the Worlds.

This user is a fan ofDune.

Atr

This user servesHouse Atreides.

Men

This user is aMentat.

Fear

Fear is the Mind-Killer.

H	This user is aHufflepuff.

D

This user readsDilbert.

This user enjoyscomics.

This user readswebcomics.

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This usersometimes reads manga.

This user activates theStargateto explore other planets in theMilky Way Galaxy.

This user activates theStargateto explore other planets in thePegasus Galaxy.

"Jaffa,KREE! "

Good news, everyone!This user is a fan ofFuturama!

SW
I

This user thinksThe Phantom Menacesucks more.

SW
II

This user thinksAttack of the Clonessucks more.

This user supports the
Galactic Empire.

STAR WARS

This user wouldshoot Greedo first.

This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of theForce,but only a singleUnifying Force.

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This user is an officer in theImperial Navy.

BSG	This user is a fan of the reimaginedBattlestar Galacticaseries.

LOST

4…8…15…16…23…42…
This user isLOST…

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This usersometimes watches anime.

This user loves usingGoogle Earth.

This user usesGoogleas a primary search engine.

This user usesWikipediaas aprimarypoint of reference.

This user usesYahoo! Mailas a primary e-mail service.

This user'sInternet service providerisCox Communications.

This user is crunching numbers usingBOINC.

m
IRC

This user usesmIRCfor chatting onIRC.

This user usesBitTorrent.

This user is using aweb browser.

This usercontributesusingFirefox.

os

This user uses anoperating system.

WinXP

Regretfully,this user contributes usingMicrosoft Windows XP.

This user contributes usingNotepad.

This user contributes using aPC.

This user contributes using awireless connection.

BB

This user contributes using abroadbandconnection.

This user isaddictedtovideo games.

This user contributes using aPC.

SMAC

This user thinksSid Meier's Alpha Centauriis the best game ever.

CIV

This user loves to playCivilization.

KotOR

This user playsStar Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

NWN

This user playsNeverwinter Nights.

TS	Dis gweld esfrotogé,en a wooka-dis now!

EVE

This user playsEVE Online.

TN

This user'salignmentisTrue Neutral:the "Balancer."

This user is aPokémonfan.

This user enjoys solving
Sudokupuzzles.

This user playsmahjong.

This user playsRisk.

S₁

This user is aScrabbleplayer.

This user enjoys playingsolitaire.

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This user is a professionalprocrastinator.

This user's favorite color isgreen.

.sdrawkcabsi resu sihT

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This user is not and has never beenNapoleon.

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This space is for rent.

Thiseditoris aWikiGnome.

ubx

This user usesuserboxes.

This user usesuserboxeson their userpage, in fact, thisisa userbox

This user recently discovered how to useuserboxes.

ubx-n

This user communicatesexclusivelyviauserboxes.

This userwas up all night findinguserboxesand is now very drowsy.

This user prefers usinguserboxesto fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.