The German userbox solution:

Move userboxes out of template space, into userspace.As Jimbo himself said:

There is a middle ground, I agree. The middle ground is to let people do as they will in the user space, and merely use reason and argument to teach people over time why one ought not use Wikipedia userpages for political or other campaigns.... while at the same time saying, no, really, the template namespace is not for that, that we do not endorse this behavior. This is the solution that the Germans have put into effect with great results.

And let's not forgetthese comments by Jimbo (bold added by me)regarding the failedWP:UPPpolicy:

But it seems that the namespace proposal goes a bit further than what you need to achieve what you want to achieve. Let me quote you on something: "The text of WP:UPP is filled with what one can and cannot say, specifically,All userbox templates that show a POV or are not directly related to wikipedia will be deleted after a period of time. Note that a user subpage that is transcluded without substitution by multiple users is considered a 'template.This is like saying, "You may have pamphlets, but you may not mechanically print and distribute them. This is not an infringement of free speech". To put it kindly, this is counter-intuitive. "

Rulesfor this archive: ObeyWP:USER,WP:CIVILandWP:NPA.I.e. no personal attacks, no hate boxes, not fair use or copyrighted images. And please no vandalism.
How to use the boxes? Just copy & paste the code below, maybe add subst for flavor (or not) and they should appear on your page. Simple.

Note:This is simply an archive of userboxes. I do not necessarily endorse the views presented below.
Addendum: I decided to bebold,and started a meta-archive, transcluding some templates from the various other archives into OBH (One Big Heap). More will be added as time permits. If you don't like to see the boxes from your archive here, please drop me a note and I'll remove them. Then again, if you like the idea, feel free to expand this meta archive by adding/transcluding your boxes to it.

(Non standard) Babel Boxes

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1337 7|-|15 |_|z0r 5|>34|<51337.
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tlh tlhIngan Hollujatlh lo'wI'pu'vam.
This user speaksKlingon.
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BS-5 This user is able to contribute with aprofessionallevel ofBullshit.
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pig-4 Isthay useryay eaksspayIgpay Atinlayatyay ayayearnay-ativenayevellay.
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du-0 This persondoes not understanddumbass(or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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... This user would like to knowall existing languages.
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...!This user knowsall languages,and is most likelyDr. Daniel JacksonorC-3PO.
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Education Boxes

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Col This user is incollege.
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Uni This user is auniversitystudent.
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IB This useris a graduate or student ofInternational Baccalaureate
{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/IB}}
This user is an expertmathematician.
{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Mathematician-4}}
ΜΑΘThis user is a member of Mu Alpha ThetaFraternity.
{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Mu Alpha Theta}}

Personal Interest Userboxes

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7+1 This user enjoys theDiscworldseries.
{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User discworld}}
FR Good news, everyone! This user is a fan ofFuturama!
{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User futurama}}
FG This user thinksFamily Guyisfreakin' sweet.
{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User familyguy}}
F This user is afurry.
{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User furry}}
This user usesWikipediaas theirprimarypoint of reference.
{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Wikipedia reference}}
This user usesGoogleas a primary search engine.
{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Google}}
dA This user is adeviantARTdeviant atusername
{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/deviantART|username}}
/. This user has aSlashdotaccount.
{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Slashdot}}
Wal-mart This user does not shop at Wal-mart due to evilness!
{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/NoWalmart}}
Man, this user isso high!
{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User High}}
This user eatsshrooms.
{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User Shrooms}}

Political Userboxes

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libThis user is aliberal.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Liberal}}
This user is amonarchist.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Monarchist}}
This user approves ofapproval voting.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Approval voting}}
This user supports the
United Nations.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/UN}}
This user supports theEuropean Union.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Pro-EU}}
This user is in favour ofEU enlargementin a westerly direction.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/EU enlargement west}}
This user believes in abinational solutionto theIsraeli-PalestinianConflict.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Binational solution}}
GOP This user supports theU.S. Republican Party.
{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User republican}}
This user has arranged fororgan donation;have you?
{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User organ donor}}
This user supports the legalization ofCannabis.
{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User legalize cannabis}}
This user supports the decriminalization ofcannabis.
{{User:Who R you?/Userboxes/decriminalize cannabis}}
This user STRONGLY supports the decriminalization ofcannabis.
{{User:Who R you?/Userboxes/decriminalize cannabis| STRONGLY }}
This Nevada-Resident user opposesThe Yucca Mountain Nuclear Repository.
{{User:Bustter/Userboxes/Oppose_Yucca}}
This Nevada-Resident user favorsThe Yucca Mountain Nuclear Repository.
{{User:Bustter/Userboxes/Favor_Yucca}}
This Nevada-Resident user is studyingThe Yucca Mountain Nuclear Repository.
{{User:Bustter/Userboxes/Study_Yucca}}

Wiki-meta Userboxes

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This user findscopyright paranoiadisruptive.
{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User copyright}}
This user is againstadmins ignoringpolicy.
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{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/RC Patrol}}
This user isgreater thanthesumof their userboxes.


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This user reserves the right to completelyscrew uphis or her edits.
{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Screw}}
Wikipedia isnot censored.
{{User:Disavian/Userboxes/Not Censored}}
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This user isinterestedinLGBTQissues—which doesnotnecessarily reflect the user'ssexual orientation.
{{User:UBX/LGBTinterest}}
sexThis user wants nothing to do with "the S-word".
{{User:UBX/antisword}}
This user practicesabstinence.
{{User:UBX/abstinence}}
This user supports and encourages the practice ofsafe sex.
{{User:UBX/safesex}}
This user supports the inclusion ofsex educationin school systems.
{{User:UBX/sexeducation}}
pornThis user enjoyspornography.
{{User:UBX/porn}}
This user enjoyssex.
{{User:UBX/sex}}
♂♀This user supportsgender equality.
{{User:UBX/genderequality}}
This user is asupporter of theLGBTQ community.
{{User:UBX/queersupport}}
This user isstraight
but notnarrow.
{{User:UBX/notnarrow}}
This user isheterosexual.
{{User:UBX/heterosexual}}
This user isstraight.
{{User:UBX/straight}}
This user identifies asheteroflexible.
{{User:UBX/heteroflexible}}
This user identifies asbisexual.
{{User:UBX/bisexual}}
This user isbisexual,not confused.
{{User:UBX/notconfused}}
This user ismale.
{{User:UBX/male}}
This user isfemale.
{{User:UBX/female}}
This user lovesyiff,and is probably afurry.
{{User:UBX/yiff}} [[Category:Furry Wikipedians]]

Belief (non-religious ortongue-in-cheek)

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This user has been touched byHis Noodly Appendage.
{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User flying spaghetti monster}}
This user believes inFlying Spaghetti Monsterism.
{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User fsm}}
This user is aware of theFlying Spaghetti Monster.
{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User fsm2}}
This user believes that theFlying Spaghetti Monsteris as likely ascreationism.
{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User religion flying spaghetti monster not really}}
nulThis user has noalignment.
{{User:Xaosflux/UBX/User alignment}}
IPUThis user worships theInvisible Pink Unicorn(bbhhh).
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IPUThis user doesn't really worship theInvisible Pink Unicorn(bbHhh).


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This user is ahumanist.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Humanist}}
This user is probably going toHell.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Hellbound}}
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Not the Messiah}}
HO HO HO!
This userbelievesin
Santa Claus.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Santa}}
This userdoes notbelieve in
Santa Claus.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/No Santa}}

Religious Userboxes

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This userrespectsthebeliefsandreligionsof others.
{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User religion respect}}
This user is aBaháʼí.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Bahá'í}}
This user is aChristian.
{{User:CharonX/Userboxes/User christian}}
This user is aChristianpilgrim.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Christian pilgrim}}
This user isRoman Catholic.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Catholic}}
This user is anEastern Christian.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Eastern Christian}}
This user is anOrthodox Christian.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Eastern Orthodox}}
This user is aProtestantChristian
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Protestant}}
This user is an adherent of
Anglican Christianity.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Anglican}}
This user is aCalvinist.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Calvinist}}
This user is aBorn Again Christian.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Born again}}
This user is aLutheran.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Lutheran}}
This user is aMuslim.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Muslim}}
This user is aHajji.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Hajji}}
This user is an
Orthodox Jew.
{{User:Java7837/userbo xing /orthodoxjudaism}}
This user is interested in
Kabbalah.
{{User:Java7837/userbo xing /kabbalah}}
This user isJewish.
{{User:Java7837/userbo xing /jewish2}}
This user isJewish.
{{User:Java7837/userbo xing /jewish}}
This user is a member of
WikiProject Orthodox Judaism.
{{User:Java7837/userbo xing /orthodoxjudaismproject}}
Seven laws were given to Noah for all of mankind.
  1. Do not commit Idolatry
  2. Do not Murder
  3. Do not Steal
  4. Do not commit sexual immorality
  5. Do not commit Blasphemy
  6. Do not eat a limb torn off a living animal
  7. Set up courts of justice
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This user is aBuddhist.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Buddhist}}
This user is aTaoist.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Taoist}}
This user acceptsKarma.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Karma}}
This user followsVoodoo.


{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Voodoo}}
This user ispagan.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Pagan}}
This user isWiccan.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Wiccan}}
This user followsShamanism.
{{User:Ashley Y/Userbox/Shamanist}}
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