Voot42

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About Me

I am Voot42. Welcome to my user page. I have plenty of boxes to describe myself and some very witty comments. I am fromMinnesotaand have spent quite a bit of time on Wikipedia. Some of my favorite books include1984,Animal Farm,The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyseries, andLord of the Rings.I am very interested in philosophy, ethics, and politics. I describe myself as a born-againliberaland a strongDemocrat.Below I offer some great advice, so please read it.
Fun Facts:

• Shameis still a major cause of death in this part of the galaxy.
  
• Compound interestis the post powerful force in the universe.
  
• Thestapleris humanity's greatest invention.
  
• Nobody wants anoil refineryin their backyard.
  
• Pessimistsare the best people to borrow money from, they never expect it back.
  
• It is physically impossible to ski through a revolving door.
  
• Stupidityis the most abundant element in the universe.
  
• The knack of flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
  
• Never settle with words that you can accomplish with aflame thrower.
  
• It's all fun and games until thevigilantepokes your eyes out.
• Nothing is impossible, onlyimprobable.
• Ninjasnever retreat, they attack in the opposite direction.
  
• Sometimes, it just takes apirateto get the job done.

If you desperately need to leave the planet, take this help fromHitchhiker's Guide to the GalaxyauthorDouglas Adams

1. PhoneNASA.Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it’s very important that you get away as soon as possible.
2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in theWhite House-(202) 456-1414 to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
3. If you don’t have any friends in the White House, phone theKremlin(ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don’t have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you might as well try.
4. If that also fails, phone thePopefor guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it’s vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.