Lore:Thalmor Handbill

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Thalmor Handbill
byAicantar of Shimmerene,Sapiarch of Indoctrination
Thalmor pamphlet offering guidance for interacting with Khajiit and Bosmer allies

Loyal citizen of theIsles,heed the statement of theThalmor.Bear witness to these words about our new allies, theKhajiitand theWood Elves.

Integration with our new Wood Elf and Khajiiti allies continues apace. To promoteAllianceharmony, loyal Thalmor agents have drawn together this short list of helpful notices. Follow this mandatory guidance with cheer, and our new allies will look on you with favor.

— Do not refer to Khajiit as "cats," "kitties," "fuzzies," or any other derogatory feline-based term.

— Khajiiti delicacies are often very sweet, or spiced with the exotic substance known asmoon-sugar.Diners beware.

— Do not touch a Khajiit's tail without permission.

— Our Khajiiti allies have a unique dialect. Mocking their speech, or imitating it, is considered quite rude and non-Aldmeri.

— When inviting a Wood Elf to dine, know that the resources of the forest are sacred to them. Servevenison,but no salads.

— Do not refer to Wood Elves as "shorties," "runties," or any other derogatory height-based terms.

— Have a care when imbibing Wood Elf brews, as their beverages are very different than our own.

— Do not imply to Wood Elves that they are cannibals, or ask them about how they dispose of their dead.

Eagles, Unite!