Albatross sketch
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"Albatross"is a sketch fromMonty Python's Flying Circus.It is particularly known[citation needed]for its opening lines: "Albatross! Albatross! Albatross!"[1]
The sketch first appeared on British television on 11 January 1970 in episode 13 of the first series, "Intermission."It featuresJohn CleeseandTerry Jones.Despite its short running time (40 seconds) it has proven to be quite memorable for Python fans and was frequently performed during the team's live shows.
The sketch
[edit]A man, played by John Cleese, is dressed as an ice-cream girl in a cinema, although instead of the regular cinema snacks she is selling a deadalbatrosswhich is tied to a hawker trayaround her neck.A man (Terry Jones) approaches her and asks for twochoc ices.The girl aggressively makes clear she only sells an albatross and continues shouting to draw attention to her merchandise, while the potential customer keeps asking questions about the product, like "What flavour is it?" and "Do you get wafers with it?". Finally, the man buys two albatrosses for ninepenceeach. The salesgirl then shouts she is selling "ganneton a stick. "[1]
Later during the episode, several other characters in other sketches shout "Albatross!" for seemingly no reason at all.[2]
Other appearances
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The sketch was frequently performed live. In both the filmMonty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl(1982) and theMonty Python Live (Mostly)stage show, the sketch eventually segues into "Nudge, Nudge"when Jones' character is directed into a pub, where he meets Eric Idle's" Arthur Name "character.
InMonty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl,Cleese uses stronger language than in the original TV broadcast ( "Of course you don't get fucking wafers with it, you cunt! It's a fucking albatross!" ) and verbally abuses the customer. Eventually, their dialogue is interrupted by the Colonel (Graham Chapman), who stops the sketch because of the "filthy" language. He tells Jones he is needed onstage for the next skit, then admonishes Cleese with "And you get off!You aren't even a proper woman! ", to which Cleese replies," Don't you oppress me, mate! "
References
[edit]- ^abChapman, Graham; Cleese, John; Gilliam, Terry; Idle, Eric; Jones, Terry; Palin, Michael (1989). Wilmut, Roger (ed.).The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus: All the Words, Volume One.New York, New York: Pantheon Books. p. 167.ISBN0-679-72647-0.
- ^All the Words, Volume One,pp. 168 and 175.
External links
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