Postal 2

Not to be confused withPortal 2.

Postal 2
Developer(s)	Running with Scissors
Publisher(s)	Whiptail Interactive
Director(s)	Michael J. Riedel
Producer(s)	Vince Desi Michael J. Riedel
Designer(s)	Michael J. Riedel Nathan Fouts Steve Wik
Programmer(s)	Michael J. Riedel
Artist(s)	Josh Leichliter Geoff Neale
Writer(s)	Steve Wik
Composer(s)	Christian Salyer
Series	Postal
Engine	Unreal Engine 2
Platform(s)	Microsoft Windows macOS Linux
Release	Microsoft Windows NA:April 14, 2003 EU:April 17, 2003 Mac OS X December 10, 2004 Linux April 15, 2005
Genre(s)	First-person shooter
Mode(s)	Single-player,multiplayer

Postal 2is a 2003first-person shootervideo game developed byRunning with Scissorsand published by Whiptail Interactive. It is the sequel to the 1997 gamePostaland was released forMicrosoft Windowsin April 2003,macOSin April 2004 andLinuxin April 2005.Postal 2,as well as its predecessor, has received notoriety for its high levels of violence, stereotyping, andblack comedy.Unlike the first installment,Postal 2is played from a first-person perspective, rather than an isometric perspective. The game is the first in the series to feature anopen world.

Set in the fictionalArizonatown of Paradise,Postal 2follows the life of "The Postal Dude", who must carry out mundane tasks throughout an in-game week, with the player deciding how violently or passively he will react to various situations. The player navigates the game's map to carry out his errands, with player choice having an effect on the setting.

The game received a mixed reception from critics upon its release and has gained acult following.It has received severalexpansion packs,and in December 2003, amultiplayerexpansion was released, titledPostal 2: Share the Pain.Postal 2remains continually updated, with a new expansion pack titledParadise Lostreleased in April 2015.

The game received attention for its violent gameplay, and was responsible for multiple controversies.It was followed by a sequel,Postal III,in December 2011, and another,Postal 4: No Regerts,in April 2022.

Plot

InPostal 2,the player takes on the role of the Postal Dude, a tall and thin red-headed man with agoatee,sunglasses, a black leather trench coat, and a T-shirt with a grey alien's face printed on it. Postal Dude lives in a dilapidatedcaravan traileron land behind a house in the small town of Paradise, Arizona, with his nagging wife, who is identified in the credits as simply "The Bitch". The game's levels are split into days of the week starting Monday and finishing Friday.

At the beginning of each day, Postal Dude is given several tasks to accomplish, such as "get milk", "confess sins",and other seemingly mundane tasks. The objective ofPostal 2is to finish all of the tasks throughout the week, and the player can accomplish these tasks in any way they wish, be it as peacefully and civilly as possible, or as violently and chaotically as possible. It is possible, if occasionally difficult, to complete most tasks without engaging in battle, or at least, harming or killing other characters, as evidenced by the game's tagline: "Remember, it's only as violent as you are!" The daily tasks can be accomplished in any order the player desires, and the game also includes one task that is activated only when Postal Dude urinates, in which the player is tasked with getting treatment forgonorrheaafter Postal Dude discovers he has the infection.

Throughout the course of the game, Postal Dude must put up with being provoked by other characters on a regular basis. He isgiven the finger,mugged, attacked by various groups of protesters, and is harassed by an obnoxiousconvenience storeowner/terrorist and his patrons who cut before Postal Dude in the "money line". During the game, Postal Dude also encounters amarching band,a murderous toy mascot named Krotchy, the Paradise Police Department and itsSWATteam, overzealousATFagents, theNational Guard,an eccentric religiouscult,cannibalistic butcher shop workers, fanaticalal-Qaedaterrorists (includingOsama bin Laden), and former child actorGary Coleman,among many others.

By Friday afternoon, the final day in the game, theapocalypseoccurs andsocietal collapsesoon follows, with all law and order breaking down. Cats begin to fall out of a darkly-colored sky, and almost everyone in town becomes heavily armed, with random gun battles breaking out in the streets. Despite this, Postal Dude returns home to his trailer as normal, where he then gets into an argument with his wife, who demands that Postal Dude explain why he never picked up the "rocky road"she asked for at the beginning of the game.Postal 2then ends with a gunshot being heard, before being kicked to the end credits.

Gameplay

Interacting with a resident of Paradise

One of the major concepts ofPostal 2is that it is meant to be a "living world", a simulation of a tongue-in-cheek off-kilter town. Game characters live out their lives completely separate from the actions of Dude—walking around town, buying and selling merchandise, and even engaging in random shootouts with each other and the police.

The town features many cars but they are all "useless explodingprops",according to Dude, and cannot be driven, although they can be blown up and sent flying into the air. In addition to cats and dogs, elephants are present; these animals can be shot or set on fire—or simply annoyed by the player walking into them—causing them to trumpet with rage and attack anyone within stomping distance. A peculiar feature is the ability to pick up cats as an inventory item. When used, The Postal Dude shoves the barrel of the currently equipped firearm into the cat's rectum (cats can only be used while equipped with a shotgun or assault rifle) as a"silencer".Every time a shot is fired, the cat meows in apparent agony, and the gunshot is muffled. After nine shots, the cat has run out of lives and it will fly from the end of the weapon. Most dogs have the ability to befriend the Dude if he feeds them a continual supply of dog biscuits or feeds them any other food (pizza, donuts, fast food). Once a canine's loyalty has been earned, the dog will attack anyone who attacks the Dude, or alternatively, anyone whom the Dude attacks. Dogs will also chase and kill cats, and play fetch with the Dude's inventory items and severed heads. There were also going to be cows included in the game, but they were left unimplemented. They did appear inApocalypse Weekendand theA Week in Paradisemodification.

The game also features a cameo byGary Coleman,acting as himself, who appears early on as the objective of one of the game's tasks (travel to the local shopping mall to get Gary's autograph). The player can choose to fight and kill Coleman or simply have the book signed peacefully (after enduring a long line-up). The Dude twice mistakes Coleman as having starred inWhat's Happening!!andThe Facts of Life,when he actually starred inDiff'rent Strokes.Regardless of the Dude's actions, the police storm the building in an attempt to arrest Gary Coleman and a gunfight ensues which invariably results in Coleman's apparent demise, with or without the player's help. Later on in the game he can also be seen in the Police Station, when the player escapes from his cell he also frees everyone else—including Coleman, who can be seen running alongside Krotchy. Coleman apparently survives as he can be seen in theApocalypse Weekendexpansion, bandaged up in the hospital (various evil Gary Coleman clones also serve as recurring enemies during Postal Dude's constant hallucinations).

Release

Postal 2was the first release by Whiptail Interactive, a publisher based inWest Chester, Pennsylvania.The game wasreleased to manufacturingin early April 2003 and shipped later that month in North America and Europe.

Sales

Promotion ofPostal 2atE3 2003,featuringGary Coleman,who appears in the game as a character.

Postal 2becameLinux Game Publishing's fastest selling game in its first month, and contributed greatly to the continuing profitability of the company.

Expansions

Share the Pain

An updated edition of the game, entitledPostal 2: Share the Pain,included amultiplayermode. The Macintosh and Linux versions ofPostal 2shipped only asPostal 2: Share the Pain.

Share the Painreceived an average score of 59 out of 100 based on 10 reviews onreview aggregatorwebsiteMetacritic,indicating "mixed or average reviews".

Apocalypse Weekend

Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekendcover

Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekendis anexpansion packtoPostal 2released by Running with Scissors. As a result of issues with publisher Whiptail Interactive, the expansion pack was originally released in Russia on August 1, 2004.In the USA and other countries the expansion pack was released on May 31, 2005 forMicrosoft Windows,and September 28, 2005 for theMac OS XandLinuxversions.Apocalypse Weekendexpands the reaches of Paradise with new maps and missions, set on Saturday and Sunday, adds new weapons and foes, and raises the gore and violence to an even greater level. It was later included in both thePostal Fudge PackandPostal X: 10th Anniversarycompilations alongsideShare the Painand several fan producedmods,includingA Week in Paradisewhich allows content fromApocalypse Weekendto appear in the original game as well as allowing the expansions levels to be played as part of the original five-day campaign.

Apocalypse Weekendbegins Saturday morning, with the Postal Dude waking up in the hospital, his head bandaged from a near-fatal gunshot wound. While thePostal 2ending leaves it ambiguous as to whether or not the Dude shot his wife or if his wife shot him, after he wakes up in the hospital he finds a card from his wife saying that she is leaving him. It was later revealed on the official website that the Dude shot himself due to his wife nagging him.The Dude's ultimate goal is to recover his trailer and his dog Champ, and to this end, escapes from the hospital.

With the exception of thezombiesthat appear later in the game, it would appear the madness depicted at the end of Friday on the previous game has petered out. The Dude proceeds through several missions including assignments from his former employers, Running with Scissors, encounters withmad cowtourettezombies,as well as confrontations with terrorists and the military. Periodically, the Dude's head wound causes him to enter a nether realm where he is attacked by Gary Coleman clones. Throughout the weekend, the Dude fights off hordes of zombies,Talibanand theNational Guarduntil he finally faces a zombified Mike Jaret, an employee of Running with Scissors. Once the Dude destroys it, he leaves Paradise in his car with his dog and his trailer while Paradise explodes due to a massive nuclear warhead he "borrowed" to destroy a rival video game development and publishing company. The Dude's last words of the game are "I regret nothing".

While gameplay is similar to its parentPostal 2,Apocalypse Weekendis not as open-ended. The gameplay is more linear in design, with the player mostly forced to follow a certain path to complete the game—typical of most first-person shooter games. In addition, the player cannot play as a pacifist and is forced to kill animals and zombies in order to progress in the game. Unlike the main game,Apocalypse Weekendalso includes several "boss monster" encounters. All normal cats are also replaced with "dervish cats", which spin in a manner similar to that ofLooney TunesTasmanian Devil,attacking any nearby character when agitated. Dervish cats can also be collected and, in addition to muffling guns, can be thrown at NPCs to attack them.

Apocalypse Weekendreceived an average score of 45 out of 100 based on 4 reviews on Metacritic, indicating "generally unfavorable reviews".

Corkscrew Rules!

Postal 2: Corkscrew Rules!(Russian:Postal 2: Штопор жжот!,romanized:Shtopor zhzhot!) is an officialspin-offand expansion toPostal 2,developed by Avalon Style Entertainment, and released in 2005 byAkella.The plot concerns a man called Corkscrew (Russian:Штопор,romanized:Shtopor), who wakes up to find that his penis has somehow been amputated and goes on a mission to find it. The game was released only in Russia and Japan (under the title "ポスタル2 ロシアより ái をこめて" which translates to "From Russia with Love" ). In 2017, an English version of the game was made available for free through theSteam Workshop.

Paradise Lost

Postal 2: Paradise Lostis a downloadable content pack forPostal 2,announced forSteamatE32014 with a teaser trailer.It was released on April 14, 2015.

Paradise Losttakes place 11 years afterApocalypse Weekend,the Postal Dude awakens from his 11-year radioactive-induced coma, the same amount of time betweenPostal 2'srelease and the release ofParadise Lost,only to find his dog Champ is missing and has to go back to his home town of Paradise, which is now a post-apocalyptic wasteland.Paradise LostalsoretconsPostal IIIas it was revealed that the events of that game were just a nightmare that the Postal Dude had during his coma.

Returning to Paradise, Dude allies with factions whom he had encountered in the previous games, including RWS, Al-Qaeda and the Kosher Mad Cow Tourettes Zombies. They attempt to help him find Champ. Near the end of the game, Dude has to go to Hell and battle Champ and his now-ex-wife, who has turned into a demon. Returning to Earth, he finds out that all the factions have gone to war and gives himself a choice: return to each faction and defeat its leader or leave the town. Eventually, he and Champ leave Paradise for the last time.

Paradise Lostincludes various characters based on real people, including former child actorGary Coleman,a returning character fromPostal 2as well as Canadian actorZack Wardwho had previously depicted the Postal Dude in the2007Postalfilm.Former tech journalist and media personalityMilo Yiannopoulosalso had a less prominent role in the game as an NPC able to be found at the 'Fire in the Hole' club from Thursday onwards.All three of these characters were played by their real life counterparts - Coleman's dialogue was re-purposed fromPostal 2due to his death five years earlier.

Compilations

On November 13, 2006, RWS Released a compilation ofPostal - Classic and Uncut,Postal 2: Share the Pain,Apocalypse Weekend,A Week in Paradise,andEternal Damnation,along with extra content (Postal Babes and video clips from "their cutting room floor" ) as thePostal Fudge Packon a 3-way hybrid DVD for Windows, Linux, and the Mac. Recent copies of the Fudge Pack also include a Steam key forPostal,Postal 2 CompleteandPostal III.

ThePostal X: 10th Anniversaryedition contains all the content from thePostal: Fudge Packas well as introducing new content such as a cereal box,A Very Postal Christmas,Music to Go Postal By,and previews for bothPostal IIIand thePostalfilm.

Postal 2 Completeis an online compilation containingPostal 2: Share the Painand its expansionApocalypse Weekendwhich is available from both theDesuraplatform for Linux, Mac and Windows and fromGOG.comfor Windows. The Linux version available from Desura was newly updated for its release on the digital distribution platform.The pack was made available throughSteamon November 2, 2012, after successfully gettingGreenlitby the community.

In November 2017, Running with Scissors releasedPostal XX: 20th Anniversary,a compilation of allPostaltitles and thePostalfilm.

In March 2024, the Fudge Pack was reissued as a Blu-ray data disc, containing allPostaltitles released up to that point, thePostalfilm and several bonuses.

Mods

Eternal Damnation

Postal 2: Eternal Damnationis atotal conversionofPostal 2by Resurrection Studios, released as a free download in 2005 and in thePostal Fudge Packa year later. The plot concerns a man called John Murray, who is in a mental asylum after having killed a man who tried to hurt his girlfriend. Weapons created for the mod are used inPostal 2 Complete.Character Murray is also seen inPostal 2: Paradise Lostat the asylum location as an Easter egg.

Controversies

Urinating on dismembered bodies in aterrorist training camp.This scene caused a great deal of controversy in New Zealand as graphic depictions of urination are deemed obscene in New Zealand, even though the game has no scripted scene of this; this is a purely optional act for the player.

In 2004, theOffice of Film and Literature ClassificationbannedPostal 2in New Zealand, citing high levels of violent content and animal violence. Distribution or purchase for personal use is a criminal offense, punishable by up to 10 years in prison and a fine of $50,000.In Australia, the game was banned by theAustralian Classification Boardin October 2005, but the ban was quietly lifted in October 2013.In Sweden, theChancellor of Justicetook the local distributor of the game to court. He was prosecuted with "illegal depiction of violence", a crime falling under the Swedish freedom-of-speech act. The court dismissed the case on December 12, 2006.In May 2016, the game was removed from the German version ofSteambecause it is on thelist of media harmful to young peoplewhich means that it may only be offered and sold to adults after age verification (Steam does not offer age verification that is valid under German law).

Regarding his views on the subject,LinuxandMacintoshdeveloperRyan C. Gordon,who ported the game to those platforms, stated that he feels that the game holds a mirror to the worst aspects of modern society, saying in an interview that the game is a "brilliant caricature of our mangled, disconnected, fast-food society, disguised as a collection of dirty jokes and ultraviolence."Michael Simms, founder ofLinux Game Publishing,also at one point commented on the matter, stating that "although I wasn't a fan of the gameplay inPostal 2,I loved the message that the company was trying to put out. Because you can playPostal 2in the most violent and graphic way, but you can also play it without hurting a single person. I don't know anyone who's played it like that, but I like that the people who madePostalare saying you can get through this game without any violence. "

In January 2008, three nineteen-year-olds were arrested following a three-week-long arson and theft spree inGaston County, North Carolina.Police claimed that the spree was inspired by actions that could be carried out inPostal 2.

Reception

Reception

Aggregate score

Aggregator	Score
Metacritic	50/100

Review scores

Publication	Score
Eurogamer	3/10
Game Informer	7.5/10
GameSpot	4.8/10
IGN	5.5/10
PC Gamer(US)	79/100

Postal 2received "mixed or average reviews" according toreview aggregatorwebsiteMetacritic.Some of the game's better reviews came fromPC GamerandGame Informer.On the other end of the spectrum,GMRandComputer Gaming World(CGW) both gavePostal 2scores of zero,withCGWderidingPostal 2as "the worst product ever foisted upon consumers."In response, negative quotes fromComputer Gaming World's review ended up being proudly displayed on the box art of thePostal Fudge Pack.CNNjournalist Marc Saltzman wrote that the game was "more offensive than fun" and concluded that "it simply goes too far, too often, and offers little else."

GameSpotcriticized the game's loading times, graphics and gameplay, and the gore was called "surprisingly subdued" in comparison to contemporary games likeSoldier of Fortune II: Double Helix.In a middling review forIGN,author Ivan Sulic disliked the game's crude and childish humour, and dismissed the setting of Paradise as "bland".Eurogamersimilarly attacked the game for being immature.Ivan Deez fromIGNsays that Postal Dude has a "sick mind", when referring to the source of some of the errands he has to complete.Macdonald and Rocha fromCanada.comdescribe Postal Dude as a man whose "raison d'être was to eliminate anyone - man, woman and child - with a dizzying arsenal of weapons", but at the same time as "a misunderstood and ostracized man who takes his revenge on the world with a killing spree."

In other media

Scenes of the game can be seen in the music video of theBlack Eyed Peassingle "Where Is the Love?"where children were shown playing the game.Running with Scissors stated in 2021 that they were paid for the use of the game's footage.

Film adaptation

Main article:Postal (film)

Although acknowledged as an adaptation of the firstPostalgame, the 2007 film adaptationof the same titledirected byUwe Bollborrows many elements fromPostal 2,including the Krotchy doll, the trailer park, the cat silencer, The Lucky Ganesh convenience store, the terrorists, and Uncle Dave and his compound, among others. Gary Coleman was not involved in this film; insteadVerne Troyer,appearing as himself, fulfilled Coleman's function in the movie.

In 2013, Boll announced the secondPostalfilm. In August 2013, Boll announced he was funding production ofPostal 2throughKickstarter,but the project was cancelled in October 2013.

External links

• Official website
• Steam store page