User:That Tired Tarantula

Hi, and welcome to my user page!

My username used to be This User Has Been Banned, but I changed it in order to not actually get banned (well, blocked).
Most of the work I do on Wikipedia involves reverting disruptive edits/vandalism (I patrol Recent Changes) and warning users if they make edits that don't look constructive. I also like to do some copy editing, and occasionally try to add sources for articles.

Article work

My sandbox →

Articles I've created:

Ecce Homo(Caravaggio, Madrid)(with Howardcorn33)

Improving:

Finished projects:

Portal:Ethiopia

Userboxes

This user is afemalecontributor.

This user is a member of
theGuild of Copy Editors.

This user qualifies as a
nerd extraordinaire.

This editor is aGrognardand is entitled to display thisWikipedia Little Red Book.

This user ismortal.

This user is ahistorybuff.

This user is a participant in WikiProject
Articles for improvement.

This user fell down a rabbit hole known asWikipediaand can't get out.

This user has participated in2Backlog Elimination Driveswith theGuild of Copy Editors.

This user is anagentof the
Counter Vandalism Unit.

Thisuseris arecent changes patroller.

This user is a member of theWikiProject Unreferenced articles.

This user believes that one should never stop feeding one's brain.

This user may suffer from
Compulsive Wikipedia Editing Syndrome.
WikiProject Editor Retentioncan help

This user has bothRedWarnandTwinkle,and may use them together!

RW

This user is crazy. Feel free towhack them with a wet trout.

sar

This user isobviously notsarcastic.

This user currently resides on
Planet Earth.

This user thinks, therefore she exists.

This user believes inlogic.

This user likesspiders.

This user would like to know what ablack holelooks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.

This user knowsglobal warmingis a reality we are facing.

This user hopes we canSavetheAmazon Rainforest.

This user is completely addicted tochocolate

This user is anidiot,and they are proud of that.

...

This user may get around to being a professionalprocrastinator.Someday. Maybe.

This user is nosy. In fact, they're looking at your contribs right now.

This userfarts in your general direction. This user also believes that yourmotherwas ahamsterand yourfathersmelt ofelderberries.

This user enjoys watching pointless animations.

This user spends most of her free timethinkingabout random things...

This user believes sleep is for weaklings!

This user is aHopeless Philosopher.

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FindX.

Three,plus ahair

This user believes thatHell is other people.

This user has experiencedPosttraumatic Chess Disorder.

This user wants aphilosopher king.

This user believes atrue skepticquestions everything, not justminority views.

This user knows thatatomslooknothinglike this.

{\frac {a}{0}}

OH SHI–

Prime number are numbers with only 2 factors, 1 and $x$ ^{[citation needed]}.

This user knows the dire side effects ofdihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?

Sellout

This user watches theSuper Bowlfor theads.

Oh no: this user haswaytoo manyuserboxes.

Do not come to this user while wearing atinfoil hat.

This user will never give you up, let you down, run around or desert you.

CAT.

Emergency trout
Please explain the trout. If there's no explanation, I'll just stare at it like, "Huh?" and then remove it. Emergency user slap button Editors:Use this button if the user is malfunctioning. (direct link) Editors canreporta malfunctioning user to thevillage stocks.