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The Pink Chiquitas

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The Pink Chiquitas
Theatrical release poster
Directed byAnthony Currie
Written byAnthony Currie
Produced byNicolas Stiliadis
StarringFrank Stallone
Bruce Pirrie
Elizabeth Edwards
Claudia Udy
John Hemphill
CinematographyNicolas Stiliadis
Edited byStephen Withrow
Music byPaul Zaza
Distributed byShapiro Entertainment
Release date
  • 1987(1987)
Running time
83 minutes
CountryCanada
LanguageEnglish

The Pink Chiquitasis a 1987 Canadiancomedy filmabout a pinkmeteorthat lands near a small town, turning its female residents intonymphomaniacs.The film was directed by Anthony Currie, and starsFrank Stallone,Elizabeth Edwards, and Claudia Udy.

Plot

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Tony Mareda, Jr., a formerOlympicathlete and world-renownedprivate detective,is driving across the country when he is attacked bymobsters.Chased to the sleepy backwater town of Beamsville, Tony ducks into the localdrive-in theater,where he is followed by his pursuers. As Tony takes out the hit men amidst the parked cars, a pinkmeteorroars overhead and crashes in the nearby woods.

The meteor's spectacular landing leads the townspeople at the drive-in to rush out in search of it. As the young couples search the woods, however, the women begin to hear a ringing sound coming from the glowing pink rock that turns them into lustynymphomaniacs.Now under the thrall of the meteor, they protecting it by seducing the men. One of the few who avoids the effect is the local TV weatherman, Clip Bacardi, who, having discovered a small fragment of the meteor, it too engrossed by it to notice the attempts by his temporarily aroused girlfriend,librarianMary Ann Kowalski, to come on to him.

The next morning, the local authorities discover an empty crater where the meteor landed, with the men who went looking for it incatatonic statesscattered throughout the woods. Facing a challenge from Mary Ann in the upcoming election, Beamsville's mayor orders the town deputy to enlist Tony Mareda's help in finding out what happened to the men. When Clip goes on the air that evening with his fragment, however, the sound it emits transforms all of the women watching the broadcast into the meteor's servants. Learning of Tony's investigation, the women seduce a key witness and, under Mary Ann's direction, begin to take control of the town.

Having stumbled into the women's plot, Clip narrowly escapes their takeover of the television station. When he informs the mayor, the men form a posse to hunt for the meteor. As they search the woods, Clip encounters a scantily-clad Mary Ann, who nearly incapacitates him before Tony is able to render her unconscious usingchloroform.After placing her in the town jail, Tony and Clip go back into the woods and track the meteor to a cave, where they narrowly escape a group of women who arrive to worship it. When their effort to drive to the next town for help is frustrated by aroadblock,they return to Beamsville to find that the women's takeover of the town is complete, with the remaining men wandering the streets in dazed stupors. Clip attempts to discover how to defeat the meteor by experimenting on the fragment he possesses, but is overcome by the fumes produced after accidentally setting it on fire. Tony is also subdued by a group of women in a pinkSherman tank,who knock him unconscious when they blast apart the town jail where he takes refuge.

Tony is awakened back in the cave by Mary Ann, who announces that the meteor, which she refers to as "Betty," has chosen him to be the father of its offspring. As the meteor draws Tony to it, however, the cave wall to which he is chained collapses and the chamber is flooded withwater— the meteor's weakness. After it is washed out of the cave, Tony and Mary Ann (who resists the meteor's influence after seeing Clip being attacked by it) work together to push the pulsating rock into the town lake, destroying it and returning the controlled women to normal.

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