Zaphod Beeblebrox

This article is about the fictional character. For the defunct Ottawa nightclub, seeZaphod Beeblebrox (nightclub).

Zaphod Beeblebrox
Mark Wing-Daveyas Zaphod Beeblebrox, from theTV adaptation.
First appearance	Fit the Second (radio)
Created by	Douglas Adams
Portrayed by	Mark Wing-Davey(all except film) Sam Rockwell(film)
In-universe information
Species	Betelgeusian
Gender	Male
Title	President Zaphod Beeblebrox I Zaphod Beeblebrox the Nothingth (as addressed by great-grandfather)
Occupation	Ex-Galactic President; confidence trickster; etc
Relatives	Ford Prefect(semi-half cousin) Zaphod Beeblebrox II (father) Zaphod Beeblebrox III (grandfather) Zaphod Beeblebrox IV (great-grandfather) Mrs Alice Beeblebrox (favourite mother)

Zaphod Beeblebrox(/ˈzeɪfɒdˈbiːbəlbrɒks/) is a fictional character in the various versions of thecomic science fictionseriesThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the GalaxybyDouglas Adams.

He is from a planet in the vicinity ofBetelgeuse,and is a "semi-half-cousin" ofFord Prefect,with whom he "shares three of the same mothers". Because of "an accident with acontraceptiveand atime machine",his father, grandfather, and great-grandfather are actually his direct descendants (seeZaphod Beeblebrox the Fourth).

Appearance

This character is described across all versions as havingtwo headsand three arms, though explanations of how he came to receive the extra appendages differs between versions. The original radio version never explained the second head, but did explain that Zaphod "grew" the third arm in the six months between meeting the character ofTrillianon Earth, and the start of the series. The third radio series implies that he had a third arm when growing up – the fifth has him offer to Trillian that "I'd grow my third arm back for you, baby", when they first meet. In the novel, he said the third arm was "recently... fitted just beneath his right one to help improve his ski-bo xing." According to the originalHitchhiker'sradio series script book, an ad libbed comment by Mark Wing-Davey in theeighth radio episode( "Put it there, and there, and there, and there! Whoa!" ) would suggest that Zaphod had grown a fourth arm. In the television series,Ford Prefectsimply remarks to Zaphod that "the extra arm suits you."Eoin Colferwrote and published an official 6th book for the Hitchhiker's series, in which it is implied Zaphod's third arm may have originally been grown so that he would have one hand for each ofEccentrica Galumbits'sbreasts.

InInfocom'stext adventuregameversionof the story, Zaphod blends in on Earth by hiding his second head in a covered bird cage (an alternate Trillian also refers to this inMostly Harmless). In the novelThe Restaurant at the End of the Universe,the ghost of Zaphod's great-grandfather also has two heads. This and other information presented in the narrative prose seem to indicate that having two heads is a common – possibly even universal – trait of Zaphod's species.

For the 2005 film, it is hinted that Zaphod "created" the second head himself when shutting off the parts of his mind that contain portions of his personality that "are not presidential", but he wanted to keep these traits, so he hid his second head under his neck and wears a large collar or scarf to keep it hidden. As such, the film is also the only version that explains thesecond head.In this filmed version, the second head appears underneath the first, roughly between his chin and the top of his chest, popping up when the first head is flipped backwards. The third arm is hidden underneath Zaphod's clothing, appears to be controlled by the second head, and only appears a few times, such as for tormentingArthur Dent,piloting the spaceshipHeart of Gold,or preparing a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. The second head was sawed off by Humma Kavula during the film.

InAnd Another Thing...,Colfer's addition to the book series, a photo is mentioned which shows Zaphod with the second head replaced by that of a woman. It is implied that Zaphod may have surgically attached this woman's head to himself, before realising he liked the idea of a second head better than he liked her, and swapping her for a reproduction of his original head.

And Another Thing...is also the only book in the series in which Zaphod has only one head. His left head is said to have been removed so that 'Left Brain' (or 'LB') can function as the new computer of theHeart of Gold.

Zaphod wears unique clothing that contains a mixture of bright and contrasting colours to make him stand out and be the centre of attention wherever he goes. In the television series, he wears the same outfit throughout each of the episodes, but in the film his clothes, their style and their colour scheme change several times.

Achievements

Zaphod invented thePan Galactic Gargle Blaster.He was voted "Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe" seven consecutive times. He's been described as "the bestBangsince theBig One"byEccentrica Gallumbits,and as "one hoopy frood" by others. In theseventh episodeof theoriginal radio series,the narrator describes Beeblebrox as being the "owner of the hippest place in the universe" (his own left cranium), as voted on in a poll of the readers of the fictional magazinePlaybeing.

He was briefly thePresidentof the Galaxy (a role that involves no power whatsoever, and merely requires the incumbent to attract attention so no one wonders who'sreallyin charge, a role for which Zaphod was perfectly suited). He is the only man to have survived the Total Perspective Vortex, though it was established (in the books and first two radio series) that he survived only because he was in anElectronically Synthesised Universecreated especially for him, thus making him the most important being in that universe and thus uniquely equipped to survive its version of the Vortex. His brain-care specialist, Gag Halfrunt, also said, "Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy, you know?" He used his position as President of the Galaxy to steal theHeart of Gold,a spaceship taking advantage of Infinite Improbability Drive, at its unveiling.

Early in Zaphod's career (whilst headingThe Beeblebrox Salvage and Really Wild Stuff Corporation) he joined forces with theSafety and Civil Reassurance Administrationto investigate the loss of theStarship Billion Year Bunker,on which were stored compounds so powerful a teaspoonful could blow up/infect/irradiate a whole planet, and by-products of The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation synthetic personalities programme.

As a character

As a character, Zaphod is hedonistic and irresponsible, self-centered almost to the point ofsolipsism,and often extremely insensitive to the feelings of those around him. In the books and radio series, he is nevertheless quitecharismaticwhich causes many characters to ignore his other flaws. Douglas Adams claimed that he based Zaphod on an old friend of his fromCambridge Universitycalled Johnny Simpson, who "had that nervous sort of hyperenergetic way of trying to appear relaxed."

In (at least) the books, he is, according to screening tests that he ran on himself in theHeart of Gold's medical bay, "clever, imaginative, irresponsible, untrustworthy, extrovert, nothing you couldn't have guessed" (Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide,page 98). In the movie, however, he is not very bright, and perhaps even more boorish than his previous portrayals. He is portrayed as a vacuousCaliforniasurfer-type, andSam Rockwell,the actor who played him in the film, citedBill Clinton,Elvis PresleyandGeorge W. Bushas influences.Zaphod in the film is very much immature (in contrast to the books where he was immature, but had a lot of power and was smart and devious), acting very eager about everything, eating messily with his hands, throwing temper tantrums, and doing things without reason, such as pressing the Improbability Drive button just because it was large and shiny.

Throughout the book and radio versions of the story, Zaphod is busy carrying out some grand scheme, has no clue as to what it is and is unable to do anything but follow the path that he laid out for himself. Zaphod's grand schemes have included, over time, a second-hand ballpoint pen business (which may or may not have been established with the help ofVeet Voojagig). He was forced to section off portions of both brains that stored the plan so that scans of his mind, which would be necessary for him to become president, would not reveal his plan, which included his being President of the Galaxy and subsequently stealing the prototype Infinite Improbability Drive starship. However, in his altered state of mind he follows the path he left only reluctantly and very much wishes to go off and lie on beaches rather than see the scheme through. In the second radio series and the book version ofThe Restaurant at the End of the Universe,we learn (and so does Zaphod) that the object of his plan was to find the man whoactuallyruled the universe – who turns out to be a man living in a shack with his cat who does not believe anything is real or certain except that which he is seeing and hearing at that moment.

In the 1986 prequel story "Young Zaphod Plays It Safe,"Zaphod is working as a salvage ship operator, hired by a bureaucratic organization to retrieve the sunken wreck of a starship that had been carrying extremely dangerous materials intended for disposal in a black hole. Since this story is set at a time before his decision to run for President of the Galaxy, he displays a noticeably different personality, exhibiting concern over the hazards posed by the cargo to himself, the crew, and living creatures in general.

In non-print media

An actor portraying Zaphod in an amateur production ofHHGTTGby Prudhoe's Really Youthful Theatre Company

In both the radio and television versions ofThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the GalaxyZaphod was played byMark Wing-Davey.The jokes about Zaphod having two heads and more than two arms were written for the original radio version, where the details could be filled in by the listener's imagination. In the television version Wing-Davey wore a false arm (when the arm was required to gesture it was replaced by the arm ofMike Kelt,designer of theanimatronichead, standing behind Wing-Davey), and a radio-controlled second head with an eye-patch. Unfortunately, the second head's mechanics seldom worked properly and so for most of the time it just sat on Zaphod's shoulder looking inanimate,although in one scene it manages to have a brief conversation with Wing-Davey's real head, before being told to "go back to sleep". Wing-Davey also suggested to the TV series' costume designer that Zaphod's costume should be made to indicate that the character has two penises. Special padding was thus arranged, though the first attempt was deemed to be "too long" and was "cut back" for the final version.This was referenced in the film version when Arthur Dent says to Trillian "So, two heads is what does it for a girl?...Anything else he's got two of?"

Zaphod is played bySam Rockwellin thefilm versionof the story that was released in April 2005. In that version, his second head occasionally pops out to express the parts of his personality that are (as the main head puts it) "less than Presidential." Rockwell performed Zaphod as a blend ofVince VaughnandElvistaking additional influence fromGeorge W. BushandBill Clintonamong others.

The Illustrated Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyhas him portrayed by Francis Johnson.

WhenMark Wing-Davey's academic commitments prevented him resuming the role of Zaphod for the 2013 tour of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the GalaxyLive Radio Show ", comedian, songwriter and authorMitch Bennwas cast in the part.

To coincide with the April 2005 release ofThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyfilm, a "campaign music video" was released on the Internet. The music, "Beeblebrox for President" byJoby Talbot,comes from the film's soundtrack, though it is not heard in the film itself.

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster

Zaphod is the inventor of thePan-Galactic Gargle Blaster,afictional cocktailbased on Janx Spirit. The series describes the drink as "the alcoholic equivalent of a mugging – expensive and bad for the head" and states that the effect of one "is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick". In the television series, two Gargle Blaster drinkers collapse in open-eyed unconsciousness after drinking while the spilled drink burns a hole in the floor; in the film, after the Guide is done explaining what the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster is and its effects, Ford and Zaphod yell in pain.The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxygives the recipe as follows:

"Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.

Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V

Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or thebenzeneis lost).

Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).

Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones.

Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.

Sprinkle Zamphuor.

Add an olive.

Drink...butvery carefully."

The Guide also implies that there are multiple voluntary organisations available to rehabilitate those who would try the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. Real versions of the drink have been made available at some stage shows ofThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,as well as bars such asZaphod Beeblebroxin Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. In an interview, Douglas Adams stated that there are a number of environmental and weapons treaties, as well as laws of physics, which prevent the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster from being mixed on Earth.

Cultural references

There are many references to the character in video games and other media, some of the more notable examples are:

The head male meerkat on theAnimal Planettelevision seriesMeerkat Manorwas named after him.

In theMacgameEscape Velocity,there is a planet called Beeblebrox in the Zaphod system. On landing the planet has the description "Beeblebrox is a wild world, a world of wild parties and wild people. If you have two heads, three arms, and an ego problem, don't travel to Beeblebrox; you will be laughed at and considered boring and unoriginal."

A multi-monitor setup featuring adual headXmultiseat configurationis referred to asZaphod mode.

A nightclub namedZaphod Beeblebroxexisted inOttawa, Ontario,Canada, billed as "the nightclub at the edge of the universe." Opened in the early 1990s, it hosted an assortment of artists includingJewel,The SheepdogsandAlanis Morissette,who previewedJagged Little Pillwith a concert there.The Rolling Stonesshot part of their video for the song "Streets of Love" in the club in 2005. The venue closed on 14 May 2017.

Speciesnamed after Zaphod are theviviparous brotulaBidenichthys beeblebroxi(described in 1995) and thefungus mothErechthias beeblebroxi(named in 1993). They both have a remarkable color pattern resembling a second head, which presumably helps to confuse would-bepredators.

Mathematician Andrew Granville published a paper titled"Zaphod Beeblebrox's Brain and the Fifty-ninth Row of Pascal's Triangle"in The American Mathematical Monthly, Vol. 99, (1992), pp. 318–331.

In 2016 duringseason 4ofTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtlesthe group travels to a Cantina in outer space belonging to someone named Zaphod.

Sun Microsystemsmanuals published in the 1980s named the computers in their network diagrams Zaphod, Beeble and Brox.

See also

• Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• List ofThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxycharacters
• Young Zaphod Plays it Safe

Further reading

• Britton, Piers D.; Simon J. Barker (2003).Reading Between Designs: Visual Imagery and the Generation of Meaning in The Avengers, The Prisoner, and Doctor Who.University of Texas Press.ISBN978-0-292-70927-0.
• Davies, Kevin J. (January 1, 1998).The Making of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy(VHS).20th Century Fox.ASIN6302878586.

External links

• BBC Guide Entry
• H2G2 Entry