John Hegley
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John Hegley(born1 October1953) is an English performance poet and musician.
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Quotes
[edit]Glad To Wear Glasses(1990)
[edit]- My grandmother used to say
before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses
make sure you're not on about the muck on your own
her glasses were filthy- "Grandma's glasses" (cf:Matthew 7:3)
- In the beginning was the dog
the real name of Jehovah is Rover
Adam's rib is buried in the garden- "God is dog"
- From Bradford Yorkshire to Bristol Temple Meads
you don't have to change your underwear
but you have to change at Leeds- "Bradford to Bristol"
- This winter
I hope you get a splinter
if you make a toboggan
and it is a mahog'un- "Poem about not using tropical hardwoods because it diminishes the rain forests"