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Abbott Howard "Abbie" Hoffman(30 November1936–12 April1989) was a social and political activist in the United States, co-founder of theYouth International Party( "Yippies"), and later, a fugitive from the law, who lived under an alias following a conviction for dealingcocaine.
Quotes
[edit]- The first duty of a revolutionist is to get away with it.The second duty is to eat breakfast. I ain't going.
- Spoken to police immediately prior to his arrest at the Lincoln Hotel Restaurant in Chicago (August 1968), quoting himself in "Creating the Perfect Mess" (1 September 1968) inRevolution for the Hell of It(1968); also quoted inAbbie Hoffman: American Rebel(1992) by Marty Jezer.
- All you kiddies remember to lay off the needledrugs,the only dope worth shooting isRichard Nixon.
- "God Bless America — Shoot Nixon", on thespoken wordalbumWake Up America!(1970).
- In this state, dig it, you get twenty years for sale of dope to a minor. You only get five to ten for manslaughter. So like, the thing is, if you're selling to a kid and cops come, shoot the kid real quick!
- "Chicago", on the spoken word albumWake Up America!(1970).
- I feel like a famousIndianChief of the Fagowee nations, who led his tribe for 40 years in thedesertamidststarvation,hunger,famine,strife,plague— finally staggered up to the top of this mountain, drug crazed, looked out and pounded his chest and said, "Where the fuck are we? Where the fuck are we?"
- Wake Up America!(1970).
- I only regret that I have but one shirt to give for my country.
- Post-trial statement (modeled after a quote by American revolutionaryNathan Hale), after being declared guilty of flag desecration for wearing a shirt that resembled an American flag (1968), quoted in"The Trial of Abbie Hoffman's Shirt" inThe Huffington Post(8 June 2005).
- If this guy is God, then this is the God that the United States of America deserves.
- Comment aboutMaharaji Ji-video(1973).
- For six years, the only consistent thing about our national drug policy has been its inconsistency. Harsher penalties, urine testing, hysteria, budget cuts and the simplistic "Just Say No!' campaign (the equivalent of telling manic depressives to" just cheer up ") have returned drug education and treatment to theReefer Madnessera.
- You measuredemocracyby thefreedomit gives itsdissidents,not the freedom it gives its assimilatedconformists.
- Tikkun(July-August 1989); also quoted inThe Best Liberal Quotes Ever: Why the Left is Right(2004) by William P. Martin, p. 51.
- I seeJudaismas a way of life. Sticking up for the underdog. Being an outsider. A critic of society. The kid on the corner who says the emperor has no clothes on. The Prophet.
- Tikkun(July-August 1989).
- In thenineteen-sixties,apartheidwas driven out ofAmerica.Legalsegregation—Jim Crow— ended. We didn't endracism,but we ended legal segregation.We ended the idea that you can send a millionsoldiersten thousand miles away to fight in a war that people do not support. We ended the idea that women are second-class citizens. Now, it doesn't matter who sits in the Oval Office. But the big battles that were won in that period of civil war and strife you cannot reverse.We were young, we were reckless, arrogant, silly, headstrong… and we were right! I regret nothing!
- Closing words from his last speech, Vanderbilt University (April 1989).
- It's embarrassing when you try to overthrow thegovernmentand you wind up on the Best Seller's List.
- On the success of his book,Steal This Book,as quoted inSteal This Book Too!(2004) by Sean Curtis.
- Become aninternationalistand learn to respect all life.Make war onmachines.And in particular the sterile machines of corporate death and therobotsthat guard them.
- The "Steal Yourself Rich" Book(1971), p. v.
- Nostalgiais a form ofdepressionboth for asocietyand anindividual.
- Bye-Bye Sixties, Hollywood-Style,Square Dancing in the Ice Age (1982).
Revolution for the Hell of It(1968)
[edit]- I can only related toChicagoas a personalanarchist,a revolutionary artist. If that sounds egotistical, tough shit. My concept ofrealitycomes from what I see, touch, and feel, The rest, as far as I'm concerned, didn't happen. If it did, so what, then it happened. Great! I am my own leader I make my own rules. The revolution is whereever my boots hit the ground. If theLeftconsiders this adventurism, fuck 'em, they are a total bureaucratic bore.
- On To Chicago (August 25-30,1968)
- STRUCTURE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN CONTENT IN THE TRANSMISSION OFINFORMATION.It is the same as saying "the medium is the message."
- p. 109, quoting the famous statement ofMarshall McLuhan.
- THE KEY TO ORGANIZING AN ALTERNATIVE SOCIETY IS TO ORGANIZE PEOPLE AROUND WHAT THEY CAN DO AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHAT THEY WANT TO DO.
- p. 135.
- You ask, "What about theinnocentbystanders?"But we are in a time of revolution. If you are a bystander, you are not innocent.
- p. 183.
- TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
- p. 184.
- The best way to educate oneself is to become part of the revolution.
- p. 184.
- I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.
- p. 187.
- The only way to support a revolution is to make your own.
- p. 188.
Woodstock Nation(1969)
[edit]- In Woodstock Nation there are no writers—only poet-warriors.
- Landing a Man on the Earth Without the Help of Norman Mailer
- I think this is a pile of shit, whileJohn Sinclairrots in prison.
- WOODSTOCK NATION is built onELECTRICITY.It is ourenergy,music,politics,school,religion,play, battleground and oursensuality.I hesitate only in using the wordMorality,for Morality meanssouland ELECTRICITY lack soul but so too does the wood pen I scratch against the yellow pad. Morality rests inGod'simaginationand if we see ourselves as gods I guess we alone make those choices. Moral decisions never rest in our tools, be they electricity or pencils,flowers,orguns.
- One tries not to be cynical; after all, they are jumping around on the fuckin moon and no matter what you think of PIG NATION, you have to admit that it dies have a good special effects department.
- Moonshine
- Some day we too will fly off in some communal capsule,Blacks,Puerto Ricans,Hippies,liberated women,youngworkerson the line, andG.I.'ssitting in stockades because they don't want to go toVietnam.There will be a whole mess of us laughing and getting stoned on our way toOUTERSPACE,and the first thing we're gonna do out there is to rip downthat fuckin flag on the moon.
- Moonshine
- God, I'd like to fuckJanis Joplin!!
- Down on Me and Janis Joplin
- The Beatlesmay be more popular thanJesusbut heavy cats likeChairman Mao,Uncle Ho,and beautiful long-hairedChe Guevaraare more popular than The Beatles.
- Down on Me and Janis Joplin
- LONG LIVE THE CULTURAL REVOLUTION!
- Down on Me and Janis Joplin
- It's July fifteenth, 2 a.m. on a farm somewhere inAnn Arbor,Michigan.It's a beautiful warm night, filled with a starry blue sky waiting for theastronautsto violate its silence. Lying on your back you can look up and repeat all the old hippy cliches to yourself about dropping out and heading for the country. Why not? After all, on a clear night inNew York Cityup on my roof I can sometimes see two stars and Anita jokes about how they must be attached to a long electric wire that comes out of the Con Ed building across the street, for there are no clear nights in New York.There is an underground newspaper conference going on at the farm. It's a good place to start describing some of the changes that have gone down in the hop community over the past few years. For the underground press is the molder and chronicler of the amorphous body of long -haired freaks you see sticking their tongue out at you in the TV news at night or luring your daughter to a rock-and-roll dance in the park.
- Death to the Pigs Who Invade Our Land
- Youruniversitiesteach you to be eternal cynics, acynicismthat can be only drowned inalcoholanddiet pillsandpsychoanalystsandgolf.Forget your cynicism. There is not one who has more respect for life than a revolutionist.
- Che's Last Letter
- For a revolution, in order to be a true revolution, must be aworld revolution.To achieve that world revolution, you the children of the Yankees must lend a hand. You must vomit forth your cynicism in the streets of your cities. You must mount an unrelenting attack on everything the bastards that rule your country hold dear. You must refuse to serve in their armies, you must reject the heroin offered in their universities, you must become clogs in their productive machines.
- Che's Last Letter
- Every group was broke cause theliberalbulge that used to support most radical causes was off on some other trip, playing around with anti-ABM campaigns and sending food toBiafra.Even though they wept and shed some blood in the streets of Chicago, they were gone for good - gone with their money. Our revolution was becoming too radical or crazy or violent or young. We were fuckin up their cocktail parties and it mattered not the blood we were shedding or the growingfascismin the country. New ways had to be found to get bread cause the days of the mailings and benefits were over. In fact, for the Yippies, they had never even begun.
- The Great Rip Off
- It's in those moments that you start to think about being white and male and over thirty and too smart for your own fuckin good. You start to get pretty down in the dumps sometimes. Besides, every group was into calling the other an imposter and fights were breaking out all over the place. Theleftwas moving intoStalinismand the hippies were moving to the country (as usual). It was mighty lonely on the fence.
- The Great Rip Off
Steal This Book(1971)
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- It's perhaps fitting that I write this introduction in jail.
- Introduction.
- It's universally wrong to steal from your neighbor, but once you get beyond the-one-to-one level and pit the individual against themultinational conglomerate,the federalbureaucracy,the modern plantation of agro-buinsess, or the utility company, it becomes strictly a value judgement to decide exactly who is stealing from whom. One person's crime is another person's profit.Capitalismislicense to steal; thegovernmentsimply regulates who steals an how much. I always wanted to put together an outlaw handbook that would help raiseconsciousnesson these points while doing something about evening the score. There was also the challenge of testing the limits of free speech.
- Introduction
- To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral.
- Introduction, p. iv.
- Your body is just one in a mass of cuddly humanity. Become an internationalist and learn to respect all life. Make war on machines. And in particular the sterile machines of corporate death and the robots that guard them. The duty of a revolutionary is to make love and that means staying alive and free. That doesn't allow for cop-outs. Smoking dope and hanging up Che's picture is no more a commitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps. A revolution in consciousness is an empty high without a revolution in the distribution of power.
- Introduction, p. v.
- Usually when you ask somebody in college why they are there, they'll tell you it's to get an education. The truth of it is, they are there to get the degree so that they can get ahead in the rat race. Too many college radicals are two-timing punks.
- "Free Education".
- Those who say a demonstration should be concerned with education rather than theater don't understand either and will never organize a successful demonstration, or for that matter, a successful revolution.
- "Demonstration"
- Dealing, although dangerous, is a tax-free way of surviving even though it borders on work.
- "Free Dope"
- Amerika is just anotherLatindictatorship.Those who have doubts should try the minimal experience of organizing a large rock festival in their state, sleeping on some beach in the summer or wearing a flag shirt. Ask the blacks what it's been like living under racism and you'll get a taste of the future we face. As the repression increases so will the underground - deadly groups of stoned revolutionaries sneaking around at night and balling all day.
- It's ridiculous to talk about a revolution without a few words on guns. If you haven't been in the army or done some hunting, you probably have a built in fear against guns that can only be overcome by familiarizing yourself with them.
Soon to be a Major Motion Picture(1980)
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- My critique of democracy begins and ends with this point.Kids must be educated todisrespectauthority or else democracy is a farce.
- p. 64.
- A modern revolutionary group heads for thetelevisionstation, not thefactory.It concentrates its energy on infiltrating and changing the image system.
- p. 86
- Free speechis the right to shout "Theater!" in a crowded fire.
- p. 214.
- There is absolutely no greater high than challenging the power structure as a nobody, giving it your all, and winning.I think I've learned that lesson twice now. The essence of successful revolution, be it for an individual, a community of individuals, or anation,depends on accepting that challenge.
- p. 297.
- Revolution is not something fixed inideology,nor is it something fashioned to a particular decade. It is a perpetual process embedded in the human spirit.When all today'sismshave become yesterday'sancient philosophy,there will still be reactionaries and there will still be revolutionaries. No amount of rationalization can avoid the moment of choice each of us brings to our situation here on the planet. I still believe in the fundamental injustice of the profit system and do not accept the proposition there will be rich and poor for all eternity.
- p. 297.
Misattributed
[edit]- Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.
- This has been attributed to Hoffman by referencingThe New York Times(20 April 1989), but that article (Section A, Page 16) actually says "But the Rabbi also quoted one of Mr. Hoffman's favorite sayings: 'Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.'" This statement doesn't attribute the saying to Hoffman, but only says it was a favorite and presumably he used it repeatedly.
- An earlier version is "Sacred cows make great hamburgers", recorded as an anonymous saying inEncyclopedia of Graffiti(1974) by Robert George Reisner and Lorraine Wechsler.
- There are earlier instances of essentially this quote. In the form "Sacred cows make the best hamburger" it appeared in October 1965 in a student newspaper at Pennsylvania State University,The Daily Collegian,saying it was borrowed fromAardvarkmagazine, according to theQuote Investigator blog.
Quotes about
[edit]- Abbie Hoffman was one of the first Americans to fully appreciate the possibilities and the importance of living in what was becoming amedia age.He was theNew Left’sclown,not because he was clownish, but because in a very calculated way he understood that the New Left was in need of a clown, that a clown could publicize their issues, that a clown was not ignored. Above all, Abbie Hoffman did not want to be ignored. And like all good clowns, he was very funny. He was a master of the put-on, and those who understood put-ons laughed while the others joined the television cameras waiting when he promised to spin and levitatethe Pentagon,not understanding why he was not in the least bit embarrassed, or the slightest bit disappointed, when he failed to do so.
- Mark Kurlansky,1968: The Year That Rocked the World(2004)