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  • Portal: The Movie(2003)
  • Unrated
    Short | 29 min | Short, Comedy
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Portal: The Movie(2003)
Unrated
Short | 29 min | Short, Comedy

"A man's self-destructive urges for hot-sauce consumption lead him on a journey to hell and back... through his toilet." Portal, The Movie may be the most important toliet movie since the advent of hidden cameras. Exploring the virtues of...See more"A man's self-destructive urges for hot-sauce consumption lead him on a journey to hell and back... through his toilet." Portal, The Movie may be the most important toliet movie since the advent of hidden cameras. Exploring the virtues of peer pressure while exposing the dark underworld of the plumbing industry, Portal delves into the depths of addiction, hallucinatory-erotic dance, and the doldrums of office life. The movie's protagonist John, must ask himself, "Who are you? And why are you in my bathroom?" Imploringly, Portal leaves us asking ourselves that same question, over and over again until we realize that we've wasted another day in front of the mirror applying sticks and sticks of lipstick to our sick and trembling lips.Written by Casey Wickson and Bill Sebastian See less
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Oct 31, 2003 (United States)

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44 cast members
Name Known for
Chad Cline
Feznook Feznook See fewer
Frank Mastrangelo
Frank (as Frank X. Mastrangelo) Frank (as Frank X. Mastrangelo) See fewer
Robert McCollum
The Plumber (as Rob McCollum) The Plumber (as Rob McCollum) See fewer
Doug Luke
The Priest The Priest See fewer
Randal Scott
Vin (as Randy Williams) Vin (as Randy Williams) See fewer
Tom Parr
Big Frank Big Frank See fewer
James Thomas Gilbert
Sean (as James Gilbert) Sean (as James Gilbert) See fewer
Kristin McCollum
Satellite Woman Satellite Woman See fewer
William Andrew White
A-Dog (as Andy White) A-Dog (as Andy White) See fewer
Ralph Goin
Father Father See fewer
Beth Bush
Teacher Teacher See fewer
Jacqueline Seward
Bus Driver Bus Driver See fewer
Margaret Lake
Mother-In-Law Mother-In-Law See fewer
Teri Odell
Step-Mother Step-Mother See fewer
Denise Marek-Plumb
Business Woman (as DenisePlumb) Business Woman (as DenisePlumb) See fewer
John F. Beach
Walt (as John Beach) Walt (as John Beach) See fewer
Tom Zembrod
Friend (as Tom 'Stretch' Zembrod) Friend (as Tom 'Stretch' Zembrod) See fewer
Jess Price
Friend Friend See fewer
Adam Dapkus
Friend Friend See fewer
Amy Morris
She-Devil She-Devil See fewer
Laura Beth Leither
She-Devil She-Devil See fewer
Patricia Campbell
She-Devil She-Devil See fewer
Stephen Linville
Partygoer Partygoer See fewer
Julia Polozova
Partygoer Partygoer See fewer
Clarke Lindsley
Televangelist Televangelist See fewer
Cindy Mayfield
Televangelist Televangelist See fewer
Regan Adair
Johnny Shitza Johnny Shitza See fewer
Renee Krapff
Diarrhea Wife Diarrhea Wife See fewer
Beauen Bogner
Diarrhea Husband (as Beau Bogner) Diarrhea Husband (as Beau Bogner) See fewer
Barak Epstein
Diarrhea Model Diarrhea Model See fewer
Lauren Graham
Diarrhea Model Diarrhea Model See fewer
Elizabeth Van Winkle
Transgender Freak Transgender Freak See fewer
Bertha Salazar
Booty Girl Booty Girl See fewer
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