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  • Hitters Anonymous(2005)
  • 92 min | Comedy
Hitters Anonymous(2005)
92 min | Comedy

After assassinating a past lover, a government sanctioned Hitman experiences a crisis of conscience. As a result, he joins a support group, "Hitters Anonymous", to help him quit the assassination business. In the group he meets a colorful...See moreAfter assassinating a past lover, a government sanctioned Hitman experiences a crisis of conscience. As a result, he joins a support group, "Hitters Anonymous", to help him quit the assassination business. In the group he meets a colorful collection of Hitters also trying to quit for their own bizarre reasons. Pressured to keep killing by his former Boss and materialistic wife, both also Hitters, he struggles to follow his conscience and stay with the program. His only supporter is a beautiful ex-prostitute, recovering Hitwoman who forces him to reevaluate his life. Skeptical of the support group from the start, he abruptly discovers Hitters Anonymous is in truth a government sponsored program designed to terminate Hitmen who want out.Written by Anonymous See less
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George Saunders (story)
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Updated Jul 5, 2005

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Jan 1, 2008 (United States)

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26 cast members
Name Known for
Steven Bauer
Theodore 'Teddy' Swan Theodore 'Teddy' Swan See fewer
Linda Blair
Brenda Swan Brenda Swan See fewer
Tom Nowicki
Whistler Whistler See fewer
Sarahi Diaz
Lucia Garciaparra Lucia Garciaparra See fewer
Antoni Corone
Iverson (as Antoni Cornacchione) Iverson (as Antoni Cornacchione) See fewer
Justine Eyre
Shirley Shirley See fewer
Janet Richards
Jennifer Jennifer See fewer
Dylan Cornacchione
David Swan David Swan See fewer
Dwayne Willis
Sugar D Sugar D See fewer
Jay Amor
Cuban Cafe Man Cuban Cafe Man See fewer
Lenny Juliano
Giovanni, Gangster in Bar Giovanni, Gangster in Bar See fewer
Charles Lawlor
Teddy's Father (as Charles Lawler) Teddy's Father (as Charles Lawler) See fewer
Jack McDermott
School principal School principal See fewer
Matt Milano
Senator Katz Senator Katz See fewer
Daniel Samonas
Young Charlie Young Charlie See fewer
Beau Martin Williams
Dave, College Kid Dave, College Kid See fewer
Andrea Conte
Angry Parent's Wife (uncredited) Angry Parent's Wife (uncredited) See fewer
Rachel Gibbs
Fan (uncredited) Fan (uncredited) See fewer
Karen Ross
Park Attendant (uncredited) Park Attendant (uncredited) See fewer
Cassandra Scerbo
Young Leah (uncredited) Young Leah (uncredited) See fewer
Allison Weissman
Lucy (uncredited) Lucy (uncredited) See fewer
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