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“Where's your sense of adventure?
It died under mysterious circumstances. My sense of self-preservation found the body, but assures me it has an airtight alibi.
-Captain Tagon & Captain Andreyasn”
― Resident Mad Scientist
It died under mysterious circumstances. My sense of self-preservation found the body, but assures me it has an airtight alibi.
-Captain Tagon & Captain Andreyasn”
― Resident Mad Scientist
“Maxim 3:
An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Maxim 29:
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Right now I've got just two rules to live by.
Rule one: don't taunt elephants.
Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.
-Sergeant Schlock”
― The Tub of Happiness
Rule one: don't taunt elephants.
Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.
-Sergeant Schlock”
― The Tub of Happiness
“Maxim 2:
A sergeant in motion outranks a lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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A sergeant in motion outranks a lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Maxim 1:
Pillage,thenburn.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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Pillage,thenburn.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Maxim 18:
If the officers are leading from in front, watch out for an attack from the rear.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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If the officers are leading from in front, watch out for an attack from the rear.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something.”
― Emperor Pius Dei
― Emperor Pius Dei
“Maxim 20:
If you’re not willing to shell your own position, you’re not willing to win.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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If you’re not willing to shell your own position, you’re not willing to win.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Maxim 35:
That which does not kill us has made a tactical error.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
― Under New Management
That which does not kill us has made a tactical error.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
― Under New Management
“Maxim 37:
There is no "overkill."
There is only "open fire" and "reload."
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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There is no "overkill."
There is only "open fire" and "reload."
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me.
-Captain Tagon”
― Emperor Pius Dei
-Captain Tagon”
― Emperor Pius Dei
“Maxim 36:
When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Maxim 12:
A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Maxim 15:
Only you can prevent friendly fire.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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Only you can prevent friendly fire.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Maxim 70:
Failure is not an option. It is mandatory. The option is whether or not to let failure be thelastthing you do.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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Failure is not an option. It is mandatory. The option is whether or not to let failure be thelastthing you do.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Kevyn, I'm promoting you from Tech Sergeant to Munitions Commander. I want you to take responsibility for all Company weapons.
Munitions Commander? Why me?
I don't know. Call it "suspicion of extreme competence" on my part.
-Captain Tagon & Commander Kevyn Andreyasn”
― The Tub of Happiness
Munitions Commander? Why me?
I don't know. Call it "suspicion of extreme competence" on my part.
-Captain Tagon & Commander Kevyn Andreyasn”
― The Tub of Happiness
“Maxim 6:
If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Maxim 28:
If the price of collateral damage is high enough, you might be able to get paid for bringing ammunition home with you.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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If the price of collateral damage is high enough, you might be able to get paid for bringing ammunition home with you.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Maxim 30:
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Maxim 11:
Everything is air-droppable at least once.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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Everything is air-droppable at least once.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Maxim 27:
Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Do me a favor, doc?"
"Anything,Captain."
"Stop italicizing the word 'Captain' when you say it."
"Go easy on the fourth wall there, sir."
-Captain Andreyasn & Doctor Bunnigus”
― Resident Mad Scientist
"Anything,Captain."
"Stop italicizing the word 'Captain' when you say it."
"Go easy on the fourth wall there, sir."
-Captain Andreyasn & Doctor Bunnigus”
― Resident Mad Scientist
“Maxim 4:
Close air support covereth a multitude of sins.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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Close air support covereth a multitude of sins.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Maxim 31:
Only cheaters prosper.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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Only cheaters prosper.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Maxim 9:
Never turn your back on an enemy.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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Never turn your back on an enemy.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Maxim 10:
Sometimes the only way out is through... through the hull.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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Sometimes the only way out is through... through the hull.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Maxim 34:
If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Maxim 5:
Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”
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“Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.”
― Under New Management
― Under New Management