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169 pages, Hardcover
First published April 1, 2006
”’My poor German princess,’ she said. ‘You’re as plain as a toad. Who will ever want to marry you?’”Little Sophie of Prussia has been told over and over again by her mother two things; that she’s ugly, and that it is up to her to marry well so she can rescue them from a life of destitution. So when a marriage proposal comes from Empress Elizabeth of Russia on behalf of her son Carl-Peter Ulrich, Sophie’s mother greedily accepts on her behalf. None too pleased with the idea, especially since her last encounter with Peter was an utter disaster, she nevertheless makes the journey from her beloved Prussia to the harsh, unfamiliar and vast Russian Empire, where she is at the mercy of the empress. Renamed Catherine and determined to know the ways of the Russian people, Catherine throws herself into her studies. For what she hasn’t told anyone, not even her future husband, is that she knows for a fact that she will rule Russia. She just has to make sure she lives to do it.
”Dear diary, when I looked in the mirror tonight, I did not see an ugly duckling. For the first time ever, my reflection showed a princess who is almost pretty.”Catherine (aka Sophie) is her mother’s only hope for rising above her station and marrying off so she can get her family our from poverty (although to me, they didn’t seem particularly poor). Catherine was a resourceful character who never let her mother’s insults get the better of her. She doesn’t even let the thought of a dull, loveless marriage prospect faze her. Nope, not at all. Instead, she throws herself into learning the language, ways and customs of her new homeland Russia, going to far as to make herself sick trying to learn Russian. Literally! She has her eyes on the prize, and it doesn’t include her newly betrothed, Peter. She wants the crown, and she wants it bad. But instead of making her thoughts known or going after it with brute force, she waits her turn patiently but steadily.
”Truly, at first sight I thought he was a girl. His face was soft and pale, his hair curled to his shoulders.”Carl-Peter is Catherine’s cousin/betrothed, but it’s hardly love at first sight. Peter isn’t exactly a Studmuffin (more like a Dullmuffin, to be specific). He’s a man-child who has gone through puberty supposedly, but his brain and hormones never got the memo. He and Catherine have a platonic relationship for the entirety of the novel, so a true romance never develops. Then again, back then who knows how many true romances develop. Peter is more interested in playing with his toy soldiers and cussing out Catherine’s mother then thinking about ruling the kingdom or learning more about it. In short; I’M UNIMPRESSED.
”Though she is mean and rarely shows affection, she is still my mother. She’s the only one in this new country who is not a stranger to me. I don’t know how I would be able to bear her disappointment.”Catherine’s mother is a piece of work, that’s for sure. Although I think deep DEEP down (and we’re talking pretty deep here) she loved Catherine, but it’s either really hard for her to show it or she has no soul. Either way, she treats Catherine like crap most of the time, never failing to take an opportunity to tell her how unattractive she is, and she’d better not screw up in making her impressions of else her ass would get whopped. Yup, real mother daughter bonding right there. She won’t be winning any Mother of the Year awards. Heck, she can’t even get most people to like her anyhow. Even Peter doesn’t like her.
”Even though my fiancé is an unappealing man-child who still plays with dolls, his is my future. Without him, I return to Germany, disgraced and a pauper. Without him I have no chance of wearing the Russian crown.”