Annoying Quotes

“Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do with this guy?
"I try very hard to be annoying," Leo said. "Don't insult my ability to annoy. And how am I supposed to resent you if you go apologizing? I'm a lowly mechanic. You're like the prince of the sky, son of the Lord of the Universe. I'm supposed to resent you."
"Lord of the Universe?" (Jason)
"Sure, you're all-bam! Lightning man. And 'Watch me fly. I am the eagle that soars-" (Leo)
"Shut up, Valdez." (Jason)
Leo managed a little smile. "Yeah, see. I do annoy you."
"I apologize for apologizing." (Jason)
"Thank you." He went back to work, but the tension had eased between them. Leo still looked sad and exhausted-just not quite so angry.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them.”
― Criss Jami, Killosophy

“You know anything about investigative work?"
"Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt party tries to make you go away.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites

“People who are too optimistic seem annoying. This is an unfortunate misinterpretation of what an optimist really is.

Anoptimistis neither naive, nor blind to the facts, nor in denial of grim reality. An optimist believes in theoptimalusage of all options available, no matter how limited. As such, an optimist always sees the big picture. How else to keep track of all that’s out there? An optimist is simply a proactive realist.

An idealist focuses only on the best aspects of all things (sometimes in detriment to reality); an optimist strives to find an effective solution. A pessimist sees limited or no choices in dark times; an optimistmakeschoices.

When bobbing for apples, an idealist endlessly reaches for the best apple, a pessimist settles for the first one within reach, while an optimist drains the barrel, fishes out all the apples and makes pie.

Annoying? Yes. But, oh-so tasty!”
― Vera Nazarian, The Perpetual Calendar of Inspiration

“THE SILENT PEOPLE

Some people are so rude,
Living their lives with no concern for others,
Or possibly just intent on pissing other people off-
Annoying everyone around them.

The silent people-
Want to kill them-
And drive forks into their skulls-
Create weapons of extreme torture-
And scream from the top of their lungs-
"SHUT UP."

But words are not spoken-
And attention is not given.
Though annoyance is apparent,
The annoying keep on living.”
― Giorge Leedy, Uninhibited From Lust To Love

“Why do you have to be so annoying sometimes?"
"Cant help it. It's the company I keep.”
― Kamila Shamsie, Kartography

“Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Technically, of course, he was right. Socially, he was annoying us.”
― Neal Stephenson, Anathem

“Because no one frustrates me quite as much as you do." Totally true. "Soon, the thought of your face will do it, but now, it seems I need your annoying presence as well.”
― Kasie West, Split Second

“If you call yourself an" authoress "on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not. You are about as original as all those other witless twits" writing "the one millionth shitty Fifty Shades clone. Or maybe you're trying to show your 2000 fake Facebook" friends "that you are an empowered feminist who will not stand for sexist terminology. But you're not showing people that you are fighting the good fight, you're showing people that you are a sheep, who's trying just a little too hard to ride the current wave of idiotic political correctness. The word" author "is no more gender-discrimination than the word" person. "Do you call yourself a personess? No, of course not, because then you might as well wear a sign around your neck that says," Hello, I'm a retard.”
― Oliver Markus

“I've just been bitten on the neck by a vampire... mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?”
― Vera Nazarian

“Annoying people with no class at all should stay far away from computers!”
― Vianka Van Bokkem

“Going to bed and waking in the morning (I woke, most often, too early) were bad times—so many hundreds of evenings and mornings. Sometimes I wondered who or what sends us this senseless repetition of days and nights and seasons and years; is it not like hearing a stupid boy whistle the same tune over and over, till you wonder how he can bear it himself?”
― C.S. Lewis, Till We Have Faces

“For many, God is the greatest annoyance because He has the answers for which we have no answer.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“Kat, I don’t dislike him. Yes, he drives me nuts, sometimes, and I don’t trust him, as far as I can throw him, but I don’t dislike the man.”
― Jason Medina, The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

“Have you ever been annoyed and amused with yourself at the same time? It's an interesting feeling, to say the very least.”
― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

“One of the most annoying things in the world is passive-aggressive behavior. If you hate someone, tell them to their face.”
― Nitin Namdeo

“Those of you who think you know everything are endlessly annoying to those of us who do.”
― Don Howard

“The secret to getting what you want lies in annoying people! Trust me, they won’t know you exist otherwise.”
― Chandra dos Santos

“Then a thought occurs to me that nice can turn to annoying or dull if a person isn’t careful, or stops paying attention.”
― Rasmenia Massoud, Tied Within

“People usually trip on tolerance threshold.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

“Don’t always open the door when annoying thoughts come to visit you; don't let them in, let them stay outside! Remember, if you don't bring a venomous snake near you, it can't bite you!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“Bisaya pala ang “sus ginoo ko”. Buong buhay kong ginagamit kala ko Tagalog, sus.”
― Kakie Pangilinan

“The Guava fruit tastes great, but its seeds are annoying.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson, Song of a Nature Lover

“Your sentences.” And I needed to stop thinking out loud. “What about yourself?” he asked, weaving us around an orderly pushing a patient in a wheelchair. “Should I add you to the protection list?”

“Obviously. But down—”

“Below everyone else.”

“That’s really annoying.”

“To list yourself below everyone else? I would agree.”

“No. To have you—”

“Finishing your sentences. Yes. I see how it might be.”

I scowled. “Cut it—”

“Out.” He tried and failed to stifle a grin.”
― A. Kirk, Demons in Disguise

“This dream has been a lot better than most of my nights," she says. "You would not believe how often Kennedy shows up. I know it's petty but she's so annoying. Anything else I can help with while you're here?”
― Kiersten White, Slayer

“Underneath all their deserved frustration with the mongoose is often the sort of love one might have for the black sheep of one’s family, a kind of He may be obnoxious, but he is ours.”
― Thomm Quackenbush, The Curious Case of the Talking Mongoose

“You are...'

'Marvellous? Charming? Undeniable?'

'Increasingly annoying.'

'But you still haven't used the dagger at my neck.'

'I'm trying to think of the people who will have to clean up the mess.'

'How thoughtful of you.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire

“If fighting for animal rights means being annoying, I'd rather be far away from nice people.”
― Daniel Gumiero

“Wow! I hate you already.”
“Give it time.” Kelsinger said slapping him on the back. “For most that eventually fades to a sense of mild exasperation.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Arcanum Unbounded: The Cosmere Collection