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“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
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“You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!”
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“You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'
'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.”
― Scientific Progress Goes "Boink"
'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.”
― Scientific Progress Goes "Boink"
“Calvin: There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.”
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.”
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.”
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“A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.”
― There's Treasure Everywhere
― There's Treasure Everywhere
“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!”
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“Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.”
“That’s thoughtful of you.”
"See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’… and on the inside it says,’Because my bed isn’t made, my clothes need to be put away and I’m hungry. Love Calvin.’ Want to sign it?”
“Sure, I’m hungry too”
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“That’s thoughtful of you.”
"See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’… and on the inside it says,’Because my bed isn’t made, my clothes need to be put away and I’m hungry. Love Calvin.’ Want to sign it?”
“Sure, I’m hungry too”
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“I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.”
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?”
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“Calvin:" It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means? "
Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet”
― Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages, 1985-1995: An Exhibition Catalogue
Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet”
― Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages, 1985-1995: An Exhibition Catalogue
“The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.”
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.”
― The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book
― The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book
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