Ha Quotes

“He’s a good man. Fiercely loyal and loves his family. Very protective of his heart. But once he gives it, he doesn’t take it back.”

“Thank you.”

“You can fix the rest. Pry the stick out of his ass and hit him over the head with it a few times. He’s smart. He’ll figure it out real quick.”

“Now that, I can do.”
― Vi Keeland, Stuck-Up Suit

“My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six.”
― Alan Alda, Never Have Your Dog Stuffed: And Other Things I've Learned

“Her finger-nails were painted five different colours, looking like the paints in a child's paintbox; and she was as innocent as a child.”
― G.K. Chesterton

“Eggs: Could go to my grave quite happily without ever seeing another one.”
― L.H. Cosway, The Hooker and the Hermit

“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!”
“Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to keep his voice level. Blaine grinned at him lopsidedly and giggled, almost choking. He slapped the table, knocking his empty glass over.
“Ye-ss, I am! Don’t ssup-pose you – think I co-uld ssit here an’ calmly wait t’die – dýou? Weee-ll, not ssob-er anyway. Ha ha ha.”
Disgust and hopelessness were swelling inside him. He felt like punching that drunken face till it was either sober or unconscious.
“Damn it, Captain! We need you – the crew needs you! You’re turning your back on them – in our most desperate time!”
― Christina Engela, Demonspawn

“You may have tried to please your little wife, as you, all did!”
― Petra Hermans

“If you do not have the intention to change, well, you do not have, to!”
― Petra Hermans