Nonsensical Quotes

“We expect populists to be popular. However, what can be more inconsistent and nonsensical than “unpopular” populists. They start doing everything to fit the job and are gritting their teeth so hard that they shatter them all and are chewed to bits. The moral… let us be genuine, humble, and coherent instead of stumbling from a vainglorious stance into the opposite. ( "Keeping up with the Joneses" )”
― Erik Pevernagie

“I can’t have sex with you today because there aren’t enough spoons.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“Your realm is an insane place. In Volaria, no-one goes hungry, slaves are no use when they starve. Those freeborn too lazy or lacking in intelligence to turn sufficient profit to feed themselves are made slaves so they can generate wealth for those deserving of freedom, and be fed in return. Here, your people are chained by their freedom, free to starve and beg from the rich. It's disgusting.”
― Anthony Ryan, Tower Lord

“He threw caution to the wind. Caution was not too fond of the wind and would later seek revenge on him for this treacherous debauchery.”
― J.S. Mason, The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories

“I flicked the glitter off. Whatever, that might've come from anywhere. Maybe I'd walked by an art class at some point. Maybe I'd accidentally brushed against a slutty freshman.”
― Cherry Cheva, DupliKate

“Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“The fact that I’m using words doesn’t necessarily mean that I’m saying anything.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“Sometimes the words come like a tsunami; tidal and windswept they blind you to your weaknesses and it is difficult to keep up with the process. The poet often questions where this 'voice' comes from. Who lifted the visor that covered this once locked Pandora's Box that gave rise to this flight of manic panic? When it feels as if there is too much going on and it is hard to put a stop to it; go with it; go with the incessant flow and ebb although it is not always posed gracefully.

There will be enough time afterwards to vet everything, get through your nonsensical thoughts, every void and every streak of dissonance left behind with a fine tooth comb. Poets must always strive to dismantle frantically omens and discover fitting miracles to create an opus of thoughts and feelings. It is easy for a poet to become imperious.

This will always show up in the writing. It is unavoidable. Truths must marry godheads on the page. No poet is inexhaustible. When fatigue comes as it must, it must be diagnosed. We must always strive towards the glorified.”
― Abigail George, Feeding The Beasts

“This is outrageous!
Are butt cracks contagious?”
― Dawn McMillan, I Need a New Bum!