Sperm Quotes

“REMEMBER YOUR GREATNESS

Before you were born,
And were still too tiny for
The human eye to see,
You won the race for life
From among 250 million competitors.
And yet,
How fast you have forgotten
Your strength,
When your very existence
Is proof of your greatness.
You were born a winner,
A warrior,
One who defied the odds
By surviving the most gruesome
Battle of them all.
And now that you are a giant,
Why do you even doubt victory
Against smaller numbers,
And wider margins?
The only walls that exist,
Are those you have placed in your mind.
And whatever obstacles you conceive,
Exist only because you have forgotten
What you have already
Achieved.

Poetry by Suzy Kassem”
― Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

“You were born a winner, a warrior, one who defied the odds by surviving the most gruesome battle of them all - the race to the egg. And now that you are a giant, why do you even doubt victory against smaller numbers and wider margins? The only walls that exist are those you have placed in your mind. And whatever obstacles you conceive, exist only because you have forgotten what you have already achieved.”
― Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

“The only walls that exist are those you have placed in your mind. And whatever obstacles you conceive, exist only because you have forgotten what you have already achieved.”
― Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

“If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“[...] Deep within, her female organs began to contract and release. She felt the path of his seed and now in her mind she could see a golden trail. How was this even possible? Dear God, how was any of this even possible?
Now she could see the chrysalis of her genetic material, a bright burning light at the end of a tunnel. The imagery made her smile then laugh. She could see his sperm, like lightning [...] If his DNA wanted to make a child, why wouldn't it move at an accelerated rate?
She felt the moment when her egg received his sperm and their child began all the fantastic portentous crazy cell replications. [...]”
― Caris Roane, Ascension

“Before you were born, and were still too tiny for the human eye to see, you won the race for life from among 250 million competitors. And yet, how fast you have forgotten your strength, when your very existence is proof of your greatness.”
― Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“How is it that you're such an expert on home pregnancy kits?"
You're asking that question of an Italian stallion like myself? The women call me 'sperm of thunder'. I don't dare stand too close for fear I may impregnate them with just a whiff of my manhood.”
― Jill Smolinski, The Next Thing on My List

“If God annihilates or creates or deflects a unit of matter, He has created a new situation at that point. Immediately all nature domiciles this new situation, makes it at home in her realm, adapts all other events to it. It finds itself conforming to all the laws. If God creates a miraculous spermatozoon in the body of a virgin, it does not proceed to break any laws. The laws at once take over. Nature is ready. Pregnancy follows, according to all the normal laws, and nine months later a child is born.”
― C.S. Lewis, Miracles

“One who conserves his vital fluid acquires unfailing power”
― Mahatma Gandhi

“Gilgamesh's sperm! That is the true treasure... YOU CAN CREATE THE WORLD'S MIGHTIEST ARMY BY USING HIS SPERM!”
― Kazuo Koike, Offered, Volume 2

“The strange fact that out of millions of people in the world, your mother and father met and decided to get married to each other. And out of the millions of sperm, that the one with your genes was the one that made it to the egg and fertilised the egg. I'll never forget it.”
― A.J. Jacobs, Drop Dead Healthy: One Man's Humble Quest for Bodily Perfection

“My sperm came out into the water, unaccustomed to the light, and instantly it became a misty, stringy kind of thing and swirled out like a falling star, and I saw a dead fish come forward and float into my sperm, bending it in the middle.”
― Richard Brautigan, Trout Fishing in America

“Is that how you stay so fresh and young, drinking the sperm of teenage males?”
― Edmund White, Our Young Man

“Chase your dreams just like the sperm chases a woman's egg!”
― Md. Ziaul Haque

“In the early 1980s, Graham worked hard to turn the Repository into a respectable business, rather than a ludicrous one: Graham's wife didn't like keeping the sperm at the Escondido estate. Not only had the house been picketed, but a Japanese trespasser had once made a run at the sperm, only to be nipped by a family dog.”
― David Plotz, The Genius Factory: The Curious History of the Nobel Prize Sperm Bank

“তোমার স্বপ্নকে ঠিক তেমন করে তাড়া করো যেমন করে শুক্রাণু একটি মেয়ের ডিম্বাণুকে তাড়া করে!”
― Md. Ziaul Haque

“The substances released both during a female & male orgasm, are of the highest feeling state & vibrational frequency.

Do not send them to the garbage. Alchemize them.”
― Drasen

“My ballsack contains Future People. I’m holding a Meet ‘N’ Greet this Saturday in Branson.”
― Jarod Kintz, Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

“If a sperm can give the berth to a human. Definitely sperm is powerful energy. So never waste it and burn this energy inside your body then see the difference.Science doesn't know more than 0.000% about the universe.Science is not even able to measure the strength of trust,true love and all.
I have proved it.”
― Deshwal Sachin

“If a sperm can give the berth to a human. Definitely sperm is powerful energy. So never waste it and burn this energy inside your body then see the difference.Science doesn't know more than 0.000% about the universe.Science is not even able to measure the strength of trust,true love,feelings and all.If science is everything then why we are not able to find our real life problem with science.We can't find our true match with the help of science.
I have proved it that inner science is more powerful than outer science.”
― Deshwal Sachin

“If a sperm can give the berth to a human. Definitely sperm is powerful energy. So never waste it and burn this energy inside your body then see the difference.Science doesn't know more than 0.000% about the universe.Science is not even able to measure the strength of trust,true love,feelings and all.If science is everything then why we are not able to find the solution of our real life problem with science.We can't find our true match with the help of science.
I have proved it that inner science is more powerful than outer science.”
― Deshwal Sachin

“If only we could keep the wars between sperm and stop the ones between people, we would have peace through pleasure.”
― Dr Susan Block, The Bonobo Way

“Before you were born,
And were still too tiny for
The human eye to see,
You won the race for life
From among 250 million competitors.
And yet,
How fast you have forgotten
Your strength,
When your very existence
Is proof of your greatness.
You were born a winner,
A warrior,
One who defied the odds
By surviving the most gruesome
Battle of them all.
And now that you are a giant,
Why do you even doubt victory
Against smaller numbers,
And wider margins?
The only walls that exist,
Are those you have placed in your mind.
And whatever obstacles you conceive,
Exist only because you have forgotten
What you have already
Achieved.”
― Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

“You are a winner before the day you were born. So continue to win with life.”
― Angel Moreira

“You are a winner before the day you were born.”
― Angel Moreira

“Griffin:Morning, my beautiful girl. Why did the sperm cross the road?

A few seconds later, a second text came in.

Griffin:Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.”
― Vi Keeland

“Shirako,translated here as "milt," is fish sperm. It's obtained from the reproductive glands of the male fish.”
― Tetsu Kariya, Vegetables

“now back to our flying sperm”
― whosjax