Twitter Quotes

“If you want to write a negative review, don't tickle me gently with your aesthetic displeasure about my work. Unleash the goddamn Kraken."

[onTwitter,July 17, 2012]”
― Scott Lynch

“To one's enemies:" I hate myself more than you ever could.”
― Alain de Botton

“Everyone loves a witch hunt as long as it's someone else's witch being hunted.”
― Walter Kirn

“فى العالم الثالث يمتلك الحاكم حكمة لقمان ويمتلك رجل الأعمال مال قارون ويمتلك الشعب صبر أيوب”
― جلال عامر

“Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day”
― Warren Ellis

“Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?”
― John Green

“Be wise today so you don't cry tomorrow.”
― E.A. Bucchianeri

“People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“قال علي بابا وهو في المغارة إيه ده؟… ذهب… ياقوت… مرجان… حديد… أحمدك يا رب… فسمع صوتاً يقول له «مالكش دعوة بالحديد… سيبه مطرحه»!ا”
― جلال عامر

“Good books make you ask questions. Bad readers want everything answered.”
― Scott Westerfeld

“حقوق الإنسان: هو حق المواطن في ألا يتم إهانته إلا تحت إشراف ضابط”
― جلال عامر

“Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead.”
― Lauren Leto

“Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!”
― Sarah Silverman

“إوعى تشك فى مصر حتى لو سهرت برة البيت”
― جلال عامر

“لم “يكح” حاكم عربي مع أمريكا… بحجه أن صدره سليم”
― جلال عامر

“إذا كان عندك «صنعة» فإن عدوك هو ابن كارك وإذا كان عندك «بنت» فإن عدوك هو ابن جارك”
― جلال عامر

“النظم العربية بارعة في توصيف التهم للمعارضين: تعكير الصفو- إغضاب البورصة- إطلاق شائعات إلى الفضاء الخارجى- تكوين جمعية بهدف قبضها الأول”
― جلال عامر

“We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days… or hours.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Maybe history wouldn't have to repeat itself if we listened once in awhile.”
― Wynne McLaughlin

“فى بلادنا كل «صول» يطلع معاش أو أستاذ خالى شغل يتحول داخل «أنبوبة» التليفزيون فى درجة حرارة معينة ومع التقليب المستمر إلى «محلل»!ا”
― جلال عامر

“The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words" engage, "" honestly, "or" marketplace.”
― Jeffrey Zeldman

“5 Ways To Build Your Brand on Social Media:

1 Post content that add value
2 Spread positivity
3 Create steady stream of info
4 Make an impact
5 Be yourself”
― Germany Kent

“المحاكمات المضحكة والتصريحات المبكية التى أصابتنى بالاكتئاب وجعلتنى أترمى على صدر «فرخة» وأعيط”
― جلال عامر

“Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“What we are witnessing is the rise of those forms of popular culture that office workers can produce and consume during the scattered, furtive shards of time they have at their disposal in workplaces where even when there’s nothing for them to do, they still can’t admit it openly.”
― David Graeber, Bullshit Jobs: A Theory

“Will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.”
― Neil Gaiman

“Despite the best efforts of critics and the hopes of authors, our tastes in books are probably as inherent & unbudgeable as those in food.”
― Alain de Botton

“When Loughner himself speaks and we find out his real influences are Spiderman, 'Gnome Chomsky,' Taylor Swift, and Dr. Bronner, then what?”
― Walter Kirn

“There will be more words written on Twitter in the next two years than contained in all books ever printed.”
― Christian Rudder, Dataclysm: Who We Are

“In the absence of a global tracking system to effectively track
pedophiles and checkmate their activities, the door will continue to
remain open to these group of people who sneak into Facebook,
connect with us on Twitter and show the world how they violated
and infected our children on YouTube.”
― Oche Otorkpa