Witty Funny Quotes

“You see, writers traveling to Southeast Asia visit indigenous communities. No writing quest will be complete without some cross-cultural comparisons. This exercise is a decisive moment in every author’s life. Equate it to a photographer meeting his first old man with a wrinkled face or the old lady with heavy earrings dangling from her earlobes.”
― Merlin Franco, Saint Richard Parker

“She was busy trying to stab me to death
with her umbrella and I was busy trying to dodge. "He made a little face." She was better at her stabbing than I was about dodging.”
― Emma Goldrick

“Aren't you supposed to hate me?" I asked. "I do hate you," Xander replied, happily devouring his third scone. "If you notice, I have kept the blueberry confections for myself and gave you" -he shuddered- "the lemon-flavored scones. Such is the depth of my loathing for you personally and principle.”
― Jennifer Lynn Barnes, The Inheritance Games

“Friends from America!(Translation:" Tourist with Money ")Look this way!”
― Amanda Hudson, Coffee, Tea and Holy Water: One Woman's Journey to Experience Christianity Around the Globe

“She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

“Aren't you supposed to hate me?" I asked. "I do hate you," Xander replied, happily devouring his third scone. "If you notice, I have kept the blueberry confections for myself and gave you" -he shuddered- "the”
― Jennifer Lynn Barnes, The Inheritance Games