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Beautiful Losers
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worst day ever. thanks for all the everything, l.c.
i have tried to review this book on four separate occasions. for some reason, this is one of the most diffcult books for me to defend to others and to justify to myself.
on the one hand, it's leonard cohen. enough said.
on the other hand, i can be objective when it comes to him.dear heatheris a crap album. there, i said it. i'm sorry, but the world did not need a 9/11 song from him, it is terrible terrible terrible.
on the other hand, it's leonard cohen.
you see my plight? as a piece of literature, this has a ton of failings, but the bright spots are scouring.
leonard cohen has a way with words that can annihilate me. he has a song i cannot even listen to because it takes everything i hate about myself and puts it to music, and it is an exquisite torture i can only permit myself when i am in the blackest of moods.
there are portions of this novel that i am in awe of:
it has the most devastating passive-aggressive suicide of all time, and its ultimate failure as a gesture is more powerful to me than anything i have ever read. this is not a spoiler, because that is not what the book is about.
so, what is it about? well, it is mishmash catalog of a scholar's griefs, obsessions, betrayals, recollections, and erotic fascinations. it swerves through time in a way that a more experienced novelist, someone with greater control over the long-form, could perhaps have turned into something more successful, but even with all of its flaws, it remains a favorite of mine.
cohen is not a master storyteller. he is a master wordsmith, and many of his songs operate perfectly well as poetic short stories;chelsea hotel,story of isaac,seems so long ago, nancy,but even though there are passages here that completely stop my heart,overall this book is an experimental novel that overextends itself and neverbecomesa novel, just a series of episodes that tie together, but doesn't add anything to the canon of great experimental novels.
so, why is it among my favorites?
he may not have the gas to be a master novelist, but as a sprinter, there is no one better with words.i wanted to include a quotation here, a passage that always makes me stuns me with its power, but i realized today that the "passage" is actually pages 57-61. and there ain't no way i am going to type all that out. but just know that he out-lolita'slolitain the "making young girls seem attractive" sense. nabokov never convinced me to become a humbert, but cohen makes some good points. more romance novelists should take their cues from his erotic finesse, because he is the only writer who has ever made me appreciate that words can be very sexy, even if i have no personal desire to go after little girls.
and with all cohen's work, the erotic is so intertwined with the spiritual, it never reads as tawdry. maybe not as classy here as some of his other erotic works, but not as grotesque as other writers with less restraint would come across.
this is a fucking mess of a review. i don't know why i even tried, except i saw this book from across the room and thought it might be time to actually try to review it. and now that i have written so much, it seems a shame to just scrap it.
whatever.
let's just call this the ramblings of a lunatic and leave it at that.
come to my blog!
i have tried to review this book on four separate occasions. for some reason, this is one of the most diffcult books for me to defend to others and to justify to myself.
on the one hand, it's leonard cohen. enough said.
on the other hand, i can be objective when it comes to him.dear heatheris a crap album. there, i said it. i'm sorry, but the world did not need a 9/11 song from him, it is terrible terrible terrible.
on the other hand, it's leonard cohen.
you see my plight? as a piece of literature, this has a ton of failings, but the bright spots are scouring.
leonard cohen has a way with words that can annihilate me. he has a song i cannot even listen to because it takes everything i hate about myself and puts it to music, and it is an exquisite torture i can only permit myself when i am in the blackest of moods.
there are portions of this novel that i am in awe of:
it has the most devastating passive-aggressive suicide of all time, and its ultimate failure as a gesture is more powerful to me than anything i have ever read. this is not a spoiler, because that is not what the book is about.
so, what is it about? well, it is mishmash catalog of a scholar's griefs, obsessions, betrayals, recollections, and erotic fascinations. it swerves through time in a way that a more experienced novelist, someone with greater control over the long-form, could perhaps have turned into something more successful, but even with all of its flaws, it remains a favorite of mine.
cohen is not a master storyteller. he is a master wordsmith, and many of his songs operate perfectly well as poetic short stories;chelsea hotel,story of isaac,seems so long ago, nancy,but even though there are passages here that completely stop my heart,overall this book is an experimental novel that overextends itself and neverbecomesa novel, just a series of episodes that tie together, but doesn't add anything to the canon of great experimental novels.
so, why is it among my favorites?
he may not have the gas to be a master novelist, but as a sprinter, there is no one better with words.i wanted to include a quotation here, a passage that always makes me stuns me with its power, but i realized today that the "passage" is actually pages 57-61. and there ain't no way i am going to type all that out. but just know that he out-lolita'slolitain the "making young girls seem attractive" sense. nabokov never convinced me to become a humbert, but cohen makes some good points. more romance novelists should take their cues from his erotic finesse, because he is the only writer who has ever made me appreciate that words can be very sexy, even if i have no personal desire to go after little girls.
and with all cohen's work, the erotic is so intertwined with the spiritual, it never reads as tawdry. maybe not as classy here as some of his other erotic works, but not as grotesque as other writers with less restraint would come across.
this is a fucking mess of a review. i don't know why i even tried, except i saw this book from across the room and thought it might be time to actually try to review it. and now that i have written so much, it seems a shame to just scrap it.
whatever.
let's just call this the ramblings of a lunatic and leave it at that.
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![Richard](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1389632385p1/6014887.jpg)
It's a solidarity thing. "
The union makes us strong.
![David](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1472052100p1/3073544.jpg)
'Forget' the Montambo, and then have a readymade float rationale.
You're good.Damn,you're good.
![karen](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1596291582p1/45618.jpg)
'Forget' the Montambo, and then have a readymade float rationale.
You're good. Damn, you're good. "
pff - you don't know anything about floating. a float an hour after the review is written does nothing. a successful float needs to be done long after everyone has forgotten your words. here, i will demonstrate.
![Greg](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1368721201p1/42508.jpg)
![Richard](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1389632385p1/6014887.jpg)
Aren't you supposed to get the dumbness out of your system when you're 19 and growwiseras you age?
![Jason Koivu](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1560521450p1/1742824.jpg)
![Richard](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1389632385p1/6014887.jpg)
Yes, Lenny is not for those whose emotions are in a fragile state!
![karen](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1596291582p1/45618.jpg)
i have read it maybe three times?? the last was about three years ago, but it is one of those books where i can remember passages clear as day. for dinner last night i had 2 pieces of cheese toast and a bag of cadbury mini-eggs. a family sized bag. yeah, it was good.
![Greg](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1368721201p1/42508.jpg)
I think in certain ways I was smarter when I was younger than I am now, but the smarts weren't necessarily in anything beneficial. Or maybe I'm just less full of myself as I've gotten older.
What kind of cheese was on the toast? Was this something you made or was it store bought cheese toast?
![karen](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1596291582p1/45618.jpg)
i bought the cheese. i bought the bread. i combined them because i am a master chef. all this while my butternut squash/sausage lasagna sat sadly in the fridge.
![Greg](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1368721201p1/42508.jpg)
![karen](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1596291582p1/45618.jpg)
it was a very david tone. i am not accusing you of standing nude under my window, at least.
i didn't float this review this morning. are you proud of me?
![Maureen](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1351280684p1/890233.jpg)
i started beautiful losers months ago and then i misplaced it in my apartment. i got it from a friend who'd recently moved in with her boyfriend, and they were getting rid of their duplicate copies (this makes no sense to me because i like having duplicates, but okay) and another good friend was there, and said it was one of his favourite books of all time. and then i said, i should read it then, and he looked uneasy and said, i don't know that you would like it. i think it might be "too too" for you. even though i use this expression all the time my back went up and i brought it home. and i liked a lot of the beginning, especially the relationship between the protagonist and his best friend/rival. but i can remember when i stopped i was a little less charmed. the last page that sticks in my mind was a page full of short staccato sentences with a lot of exclamations, and i fear i was losing patience when i misplaced it... cohen is a poet above all -- even as a singer he seems more truly a throwback to bard, to me. i suspect that when i do finish it, i will find that my friend is right, and that he will be too too for me. you can challenge me to fisticuffs now, if you like. i'm sure byron would love to see that.:)
![Maureen](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1351280684p1/890233.jpg)
http://youtu.be/prFjO9d6yOk
![karen](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1596291582p1/45618.jpg)
i am not upset at all! there is definitely a "beat sensibility" to a lot of it. but him at his best is better than any of them. i wouldn't get mad about anyone not liking this, because it is hard for me to understand my fascination, apart from the cohen-ness of it all.
![Richard](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1389632385p1/6014887.jpg)
i am not upset at all! there is definitely a "beat sensibility" to a lot of it. but him at his best is better than any of them. i wouldn't get mad abou... "
It's just a clip from Wayne's World: the boys are grovelling before Alice Cooper exclaiming, "We're not worthy!"
![Maureen](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1351280684p1/890233.jpg)
i am glad you are not upset, but i suspect greg is disappointed because he was hoping for controversy.:)
![Greg](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1368721201p1/42508.jpg)
![Richard](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1389632385p1/6014887.jpg)
So then, you're a Discordian?:)
![karen](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1596291582p1/45618.jpg)
![Erin *Proud Book Hoarder*](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1703809972p1/3048260.jpg)
I agree, plenty of coherence:)
I love the 'bubblegum song' from Leonard. Yeah, okay, that's not the title, but how I remember it. Had no idea about this book existing.
![Neil McCrea](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1442523213p1/2141174.jpg)
Regardless, I too love this deeply flawed novel.
David wrote: "Since I am the Leonard Cohen of Goodreads, I shall vote for this.
It's a solidarity thing. "
Yeah,and I am the George Clooney of Goodreads..loll
It's a solidarity thing. "
Yeah,and I am the George Clooney of Goodreads..loll
It's a solidarity thing.