Michael Mayrose

“I have hated words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right.”
― Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans -- and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
― Bill Watterson