8 Bit Theater Vol. 1 Quotes

“Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“Is this going anywhere? I have some important" Not being in the same room as you "to get done.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“Black Mage: I was joking.
Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“Life is funny. You start out with limitless potential, but time is always shaving away the possibilities. Every choice you make is the choice not to do a thousand other things. What's important, when all is said and done, is that you made a difference. Your choices, and everything undone, have to mean something. Otherwise, what was the point? I'm lucky that way. My path was already there. I had only to walk it. I often thought even if no one knew of the good I had done with my life, it didn't matter. That it was done is all that counts in the end. But then I died. And I hadn't gotten to do any of it yet.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“I should imagine that space-time as we now know it will hold no meaning for me at that stage of evolution. I'll be a chick magnet.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“Your words are fire giants besieging the Asgard of my mind.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“It's really my fault because I continue listening to the things that you say.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“If we were to plot the distance between where you are RIGHT NOW and the nearest good idea, it would describe a line too big to fit inside the universe.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“Sorry, I was a philosophy major, so nutjob cultist is the only job I can hold.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“The line between genius and stupidity is drawn by vision. And let me tell you, the view from inside a dragon's digestive tract is filled with insight.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“... You can only properly oppress people through a stability bordering on stagnation.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“Lies aren't true, so why would anyone tell them?”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“There is a God! And his name be Awesome, the Mighty.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“The only way I could care less about what you're talking about is if you keep talking.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“Ooh, I know! You took a course of action so circumlocutious that it would've been faster AND easier for all parties if you just killed yourself?”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“I'm STREET.... I've been ON a street, anyway...”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater