Homo Action Love Story! A tall tale Quotes

“Young people think they are invincible, that nothing bad will ever happen to them, and then something changes: they fall in love. And the world begins to seem a lot more fragile.”
― Ben Monopoli, Homo Action Love Story! A tall tale

“You know you’re in a tough place in your life when you decide now’s a good time to startMoby Dick.”
― Ben Monopoli, Homo Action Love Story! A tall tale

“The place that haunts us and fuels us even as we wonder whether it truly exists.”
― Ben Monopoli, Homo Action Love Story! A tall tale

“One perk of living alone is there’s no one to judge me.”
― Ben Monopoli, Homo Action Love Story! A tall tale

“Because it’s never really sex until someone squirts.”
― Ben Monopoli, Homo Action Love Story! A tall tale

“Never apologise for being the good guy.”
― Ben Monopoli, Homo Action Love Story! A tall tale

“The fishes wake up early.”
― Ben Monopoli, Homo Action Love Story! A tall tale

“Life’s not a porno.”
― Ben Monopoli, Homo Action Love Story! A tall tale

“I’ve always loved this, what silly people disregard as humping but what aficionados callfrottage– this feeling a guy over every inch of me, forehead to toes.”
― Ben Monopoli, Homo Action Love Story! A tall tale

“Maybe I’ll take you to a lighthouse and kiss you like in that book about the cranberries everyone has to read in high school.”
― Ben Monopoli, Homo Action Love Story! A tall tale