Devil's Game Quotes

“You deserve a man who’ll fight for you, baby girl. You remember that, all right?”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“Love’ is a word that doesn’t mean a damned thing to me. ‘Em,’ though? That’s a word that means everything. I’d die for you, babe. Kill for you, too. I stood up to my club for you and I don’t regret any of it, not for a minute. So, you wanted to know how I feel? I don’t even have a word for what I feel, sweetheart. I just know it’s really fuckin’ good.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“I can’t imagine anything more fun that spending a holiday in the home of the man who wants me dead. Like our own fuckin’ Hallmark movie, but with live ammo.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“So, what do you think?” I asked.
“About what?”
“Fucking, of course. Remember? I’m not a need a little girl who needs protection, Hunter. I know what I want. Just lay back and relax because it’s not personal. I’m just going to borrow you’re dick for a while.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“You want to kick me in the balls again?” Christ, did those words just come out of my mouth?”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“ME: Thanks ((hugs)) LIAM: You got my full support, babe, but I draw the line at texting hugs. It’s a guy thing. I start doing that shit, the other guys’ll confiscate my dick. Can’t risk it”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“I promise, I will never shoot you by accident.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“If he asks you for six goats in exchange for me, you don’t have to actually buy real goats. He’d probably take kegs instead.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“Let’s be honest here,” I said, throwing it all out. “We both know I’m gonna fuck up. But I’m pretty sure I love you, Em.” Her breath caught. “What did you just say?” “I love you,”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“If I was married with ten kids, I wouldn’t be talking on the phone with you. I’d be shooting myself in the fucking head.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“He said to tell you that he has me and Sophie. He’s going to kill us if you don’t do what he says. He’s also a giant fucking pussy, and I think when you catch him, you should let me cut out his balls with a dull spoon before shooting him in the head.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“They’re your family, and now they’re my family, too. I’m not a civilian and I didn’t fall in love with a stockbroker. I fell in love with a Devil’s Jack. I know what it means to wear a cut.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“Cause I’m not really a Dr. Seuss fan.” I stared at her, startled. “Em, you gotta be a fuckin’ communist, you don’t like Dr. Seuss. Jesus.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“Fuck. You.”
He smirked. “Later, sweetheart. Now try to keep your mind on business for me like a good girl.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“Shit,” Clutch said after a few minutes. “The high-def has totally ruined porn. Are those ingrown hairs?”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“I’m with you, Em. Don’t doubt that, okay? No matter what happens or what you hear…Promise?”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“I didn’t need to control her…Hell, I just wanted to sit back and watch her, try to figure out what made her tick and hold on for the ride.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“Last night was a game changer, so far as I’m concerned. I gave you your space, let you go. But you came back, so now you’re fair game. I’m done being the nice guy.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“Next time I’ll rip your dick off,” she muttered, eyes narrowing. Okay, so round two was definitely out for now. Noted.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“That’s when it all hit me and I started laughing. I’d just had incredible, indescribable sex with the hottest guy I’d ever met—and I was still a fucking virgin. Jesus. Just like high school. I couldn’t give this shit away.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“But I never cheated on your mom. Never wanted to. You need a man who feels the same way, and don’t stop until you find him.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“No offence, Em, but us being together is way too dangerous and crazy to risk for just sex. Fuck that. I want do to this right. Are you with me?”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“At least, I think I love you. I’ve never felt this way before, but I can’t imagine caring about anyone more than this. I want to be with you, Emmy. Hell, I offered to let you kick my balls just so you’d feel better. Doesn’t that count for something?”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“Not sure I know what real is… but I don’t believe in love, babe. I believe in gettin’ laid.”
“That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“Babe, I nearly shot Skid in the ass one time because a spider fell on me while I was holding a gun,” I finally managed to say. “Those things freak me right the hell out. They got eight fuckin’ legs, and that ain’t natural. That’s some Dr. Seuss shit right there.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“Fuck you.” Hunter (I decided not to call him Liam anymore—Liam was a nice name for a nice guy, and it didn’t fit this bastard at all) glanced at his friend, then rubbed a hand over his face. For a minute he looked tired. Jackass. I was going to laugh at his funeral.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“Burke laughed, but there wasn’t any humor in his voice. “Romeo and Juliet died, son. Consider that all the answer you need.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“I promise,” she said softly, biting her lip. “I will never shoot you by accident.” I considered her response. “That’s less comforting than you’d think.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“Well, let’s look on the bright side,” I said, deciding he needed a distraction. “Don’t.” “The good news is that we’ll probably be either rescued or dead before we have to worry about serious hypothermia. There’s always a silver lining, Hunter.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game

“Growled. Like a pissed-off wolf. No, like a whiny dog, I told myself firmly. One of those little yappy ones. Wolves kicked ass and Hunter didn’t. He was a giant, fake asshole.”
― Joanna Wylde, Devil's Game