Credit Card Quotes (16 quotes)

“Most women sell sex; most of them just don’t take cash (nor do they each sell to more than one ‘client’ at a time).”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“My world foreshortened, flattening into a credit card. Seen head on, things seemed merely skewed, but from the side the view was virtually meaningless--a one-dimensional wafer. Everything about me may have been crammed in there, but it was only plastic. Indecipherable except to some machine.”
― Haruki Murakami, Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World

tags: credit-card, identity, plastic, self

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“Showing off is more ridiculous in instances where the thing that is being shown off was bought on credit.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“It is even more foolish to buy an unnecessary thing on credit.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: consumerism, credit, credit-card, creditor, debt, debtor, finance, loan, materialism, mortgage

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“Buying something you do not need is a waste of money, even if it is a bargain.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: bargain, black-friday, credit-card, discount, money, retail-therapy, sale, shop-till-you-drop, shopping, waste-of-money

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“Only a fool would envy someone something they bought on credit, or a lifestyle that is funded by a salary.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: credit, credit-card, debt, employment, envy, jealousy, materialism, salary, stupidity, wisdom

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“I have a car again! Top of the list, easily. It’s the American dream. The attendant debt is also part of the dream, I suppose. Americans have weird dreams, when you get right down to it.”
― Micah B. Edwards, Everything Falls Apart

tags: american-dream, car, credit-card, debt

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“The only woman in my life who regularly calls to see if I'm ok works at ICICI Credit Card...”
― Nitya Prakash

tags: calls, credit-card, humor

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“All too often, a man gets into debt mainly, or even only, to get inside a woman or women.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: conspicuous-consumption, courtship, credit, credit-card, dating, debt, materialism, mgtow, relationships, sex

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“Credit card spending is about borrowing from future joy to make the present happy/ sensational.

Card Debt is like paying a price for your past.

Of course you pay the price for your past. That's what credit cards are about.”
― Vineet Raj Kapoor

tags: bank-card, card-debt, charge-card, credit, credit-card, debt, past, plastic-money, price, smart-card

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“Happiness is all too often pursued through the use of a credit card.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: credit, credit-card, debt, happiness, life, money, retail-therapy, shopping, spirituality, the-pursuit-of-happiness

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“It’s foolish to buy something that’s overpriced; more foolish, if it’s unnecessary; and even more foolish, to buy it on credit.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: capitalism, credit, credit-card, foolish, imbecile, imbecility, materialism, on-credit, overpriced, stupidity

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“A loan is often birthed to kill another.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: credit-card, credit-cards, debt, financial-illiteracy, financial-literacy, loan, loans, money, paycheck-to-paycheck, rat-race

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“At least one of the bills, the one for Mom’s credit card, kind of solved a mystery. Guess what? All those big presents Dad got us—even that dinner at Shoney’s—he put on Mom’s credit card. I bet he’s the one who took Mom’s “missing” Christmas money, too. What a nice guy, huh?

There were lots of other things on the bill, too—lots of bar tabs at the Alibi Inn that I know were Dad’s, not Mom’s, because Mom can’t drink more than one beer without falling asleep. And it looks like the card was maxxed out the day after Christmas. So Dad just left when he couldn’t use Mom’s card anymore. It wasn’t my fault at all.”
― Margaret Peterson Haddix, Don't You Dare Read This, Mrs. Dunphrey

tags: credit-card, journal, life-lessons, margaret-peterson-haddix, money, parents, tish-bonner

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“I was denied boarding by a budget airline and was told I would receive a full refund. That never happened. I filed a claim with my credit card company for the refund. When they looked into it, they discovered that the airline had documented me as a ‘No Show’! Incorrectly documenting passengers as ‘No Show’ prevents the airline from having to compensate bumped passengers. It is one of the illegal activities the airlines engage in with their customers.”
― Steven Magee

tags: airlines, budget-airline, bumped-passengers, credit-card, denied-boarding, filed-a-claim, illegal-activities, incorrectly-documenting, never-happened, no-show

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“And he said...

...plastic will turn your credit card into your best friend.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

tags: and-he-said, anthony-t-hincks, banks, credit-card, hincks, microplasticosis, philosophy, plastic, quote-of-the-day

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