Limmeric Quotes

“A female feline named Katta
Is getting fatta and fatta
But she's pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta?”
― Lilian Jackson Braun, The Cat Who Went Up the Creek

“The Mistake

He left his pants upon a chair:
She was a widow, so she said:
But he was apprehended, bare,
By one who rose up from the dead.”
― Theodore Roethke