Shit Happens Quotes

“You never knew the last time you were seeing someone. You didn't know when the last argument happened, or the last time you had sex, or the last time you looked into their eyes and thanked God they were in your life.
After they were gone?
That was all you thought about.
Day and night.”
― J.R. Ward, Lover Mine

“Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.”
― Colleen Hoover, Slammed

“He said that life boils down to standing in line to get shit dropped on your head. Everyone's got a place in the queue, you can't get out of it, and just when you start to congratulate yourself on surviving your dose of shit, you discover that the line is actually circular.”
― Scott Lynch, The Republic of Thieves

“There is always somebody about to ruin your day, if not your life.”
― Charles Bukowski, Pulp

“Didn't Chains tell you about the Golden Theological Principle?"

"The what?"

"The single congruent aspect of every known religion. The one shared, universal assumption about the human condition."

"What is it?"

"He said that life boils down to standing in line to get shit dropped on your head. Everyone's got a place in the queue, you can't get out of it, and just when you start to congratulate yourself on surviving your dose of shit, you discover that line is actually circular.”
― Scott Lynch, The Republic of Thieves

“Or, God, maybe this was just life. For everyone on the planet. Maybe the Survivor's Club wasn't something you "earned," but simply what you were born into when you came out of your mother's womb. Your heartbeat put you on the roster and then the rest of it was just a question of vocabulary: the nouns and verbs used to describe the events that rocked your foundation and sent you flailing were not always the same as other people's, but the random cruelties of disease and accident, and the malicious focus of evil men and nasty deeds, and the heartbreak of loss with all its stinging whips and rattling chains... At the core, it was all the same.”
― J.R. Ward, Lover Mine

“The essential truth of life, he was coming to realize, wasn't romantic an took only two words to label: Shit. Happens.”
― J.R. Ward, Lover Mine

“Stercus accidit.”
― David Hume

“Free-will doesn't include shit-happens,
unless that's the goal of one's intention.”
― Toba Beta, My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut

“We all have shit on our shoes. We've just got to realize it so we don't track it into the house.”
― Karl Marlantes, What It is Like to Go to War

“I don't know what happened, but I do know this. It's not going anywhere. When you light up it waits for you to come down. You have to confront whatever's bothering you and look it straight in the eye. It's alright to forgive yourself, and it's okay to fight back, because if you don't kick the shit out of it, then it kicks you. It's a dog world, but you can control it, if you want to. A lot of people are going to try to make you feel like shit, but that doesn't mean you are. You are who you decide to be. I hope you're the kind of person that fights, because that's the only way to win.”
― E.M. Youman, The Prince's Plan

“It's not the shit we face that defines us, it's how we deal with it.”
― Ahmed Mostafa

“Shit hits the fan
so fertilizer
can rain.”
― Jackie Viramontez

“The pessimist reason that things just happen, where the optimist believe that things happen for a reason.”
― Anthony Liccione

“Well, you may think you have all your ducks in a row, that your life is sorted. You might have the perfect house, the perfect job, the perfect life, nothing to worry about and then something can come along and end all of that in a second. It’s absolutely beyond your control. You can’t plan for unexpected things. And then people start saying, as a way of coping with this latest catastrophe, that it was meant to happen, it was fate. It’s not fate, it’s not some greater force out there. It’s just life and you cannot control life.”
― Garry Crystal, Leaving London

“If I believed that, then I’d have to believe it was fate for Kyle to die at such a young age. I’d much rather believe shit just happens.
Injured in a fire? Shit happens.
Lost your career? Shit happens.
Lost the love of your life to a widow with an infant? Shit happens.”
― colleen hoover , November 9

“You know those bumper stickers where it says “Shit Happens, And Then You Die?” They should have them where “Shit Happens, And Then You Live.” because, that’s really the truth of it.”
― Anna Nicole Smith

“Some days you were the bitch and some days you were shit that came out of the bitch's toy poodle. Today was one of those days I was the latter.”
― Stacey Marie Brown, Fire in the Darkness

“Shitting and bleeding. Always had a problem with shit and blood. The English love to talk about shitting, so other nationalities can skip this bit.”
― Viv Albertine, Clothes, Clothes, Clothes. Music, Music, Music. Boys, Boys, Boys

“That's life! Sometimes you're on the horse's back, and sometimes it's the horse that's on your back.”
― Marjane Satrapi, Embroideries

“Plans change, Iktomi said. Got a plan that doesn’t require explosives.

Are you confident in that? Mangas asked.

I’m a god, Iktomi replied. I’m always confident.

I’m a human, Mangas thought, and we know shit happens.”
― Brandon Nolta, Iron and Smoke

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“Da shit you say!”
― Brian Cook, The Thin Blue Line: Perception is Deception

“I'm not full of shit! Don't put turds in my mouth.”
― Brian Spellman, Psych Ward Cyrano

“Suffering has no higher purpose. Shit just happens. There is no God testing us. Those are just fairy tales we use to cope with adversity. Religion is a placebo.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheism Memes: 40 Reasons Why I'm An Atheist

“Sage advice: No one should disturb a man while he's on the shitter. It's his personal time.”
― Erika M. Weinert, Cursing with Style: A Dicktionary of Expletives

“Now when I think my boss is a shithead, I can actually do something about it. I love being my own boss!”
― Erika M. Weinert, Cursing with Style: A Dicktionary of Expletives