Celebrities Quotes

“Love is not a maybe thing, you know when you love someone.”
― Lauren Conrad

“Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with”
― Lauren Conrad

“Karl Marx:"Religion is the opiate of the masses."

Carrie Fisher:"I did masses of opiates religiously.”
― Carrie Fisher, Postcards from the Edge

“When you are looking to meet someone,
you are looking to settle.
Becaue you are not looking for someone,
you are looking for anyone”
― Lauren Conrad

“I once bought my producer a case of Mountain Dew, his favorite soda, as a thank you for all he'd done for me. He was really surprised - his favorite drink is actually 7UP. But he complimented me for getting the color of the can right.”
― John Bennardo, Just a Typo: The Cancellation of Celebrity Mo Riverlake

“Oh! This'll impress you - I'm actually in the Abnormal Psychology textbook. Obviously my family is so proud. Keep in mind though, I'm a PEZ dispenser and I'm in the abnormal Psychology textbook. Who says you can't have it all?”
― Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking

“How is it that some celebrities, whom the average person would believe to have all the popularity a human being could want, still admit to feeling lonely? It is quite naive to assume that popularity is the remedy for loneliness. Loneliness does not necessarily equal physical solitude, it is the inability to be oneself and rightfully represented as oneself.”
― Criss Jami, Killosophy

“If someone tells you you're not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they can
have a great view of your fabulous ass.”
― Miley Cyrus

“Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead.”
― Lauren Leto

“I mean, that's at least in part why I ingested chemical waste - it was a kind of desire to abbreviate myself. To present the CliffNotes of the emotional me, as opposed to the twelve-column read.
I used to refer to my drug use as putting the monster in the box. I wanted to be less, so I took more - simple as that. Anyway, I eventually decided that the reason Dr. Stone had told me I was hypomanic was that he wanted to put me on medication instead of actually treating me. So I did the only rational thing I could do in the face of such as insult - I stopped talking to Stone, flew back to New York, and married Paul Simon a week later.”
― Carrie Fisher, Wishful Drinking

“I had an epiphany a few years ago when I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.”
― Moby

“A pastor friend of mine said," Our problem is that we no longer have martyrs. We only have celebrities.”
― Shane Claiborne

“In honor of Oprah Winfrey: Even greater than the ability to inspire others with hope is the power to motivate them to give as much to the lives of others as they would give to their own; and to empower them to confront the worst in themselves in order to discover and claim the best in themselves.”
― Aberjhani, Journey through the Power of the Rainbow: Quotations from a Life Made Out of Poetry

“I think it's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone famous to come from here, because everyone around here is insane.”
― Terry Pratchett, Johnny and the Dead

“When it comes to forming opinions on works of art, people look to others. Most people end up liking paintings, songs and movies just because the majority have a favourable opinion about them. Ultimately it’s all about the brand value of the artist.”
― Abhaidev, The Influencer: Speed Must Have a Limit

“The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to be well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”
― Fred Allen

“On that same tour we ran into a band at Aylesbury Friars, a biggish venue in Oxfordshire, England. They were a four-piece from Ireland called U2. They seemed like nice fellows and they sounded pretty good, but we didn’t keep in touch. They’re probably taxi drivers and accountants by now.”
― Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

“When in doubt...shoe it out!”
― Heidi Montag

“...to her all books were the same and, as with her subjects, she felt a duty to approach them without prejudice...Lauren Bacall, Winifred Holtby, Sylvia Plath - who were they? Only be reading could she find out.”
― Alan Bennett, The Uncommon Reader

“If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.”
― P.J. O'Rourke, Give War a Chance: Eyewitness Accounts of Mankind's Struggle Against Tyranny, Injustice, and Alcohol-Free Beer

“The envied are like bureaucrats; the more impersonal they are, the greater the illusion (for themselves and for others) of their power.”
― John Berger

“Michael tousled my hair and said," Remember, no more skateboards, right? "And then this gem:" If you ever break your arm skateboarding again... "He paused, flashing me a dimpled Charles Ingalls grin, which then suddenly disappeared." I'll break the other one.”
― Alison Arngrim, Confessions of a Prairie Bitch: How I Survived Nellie Oleson and Learned to Love Being Hated

“Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though.”
― Robert DeCoteau, The New Days: The First Son

“We spend too much time keeping up with celebrities. They're living their dreams, what about you? Are you where you want to be in life. Get off the couch, turn off the tv and start achieving your goals.”
― Bianca Frazier

“Now, whatever you do, don't say anything, because no one must know that Liberace is gay."
"Excuse me?" I said. "I'm eight. I know he's gay.”
― Alison Arngrim, Confessions of a Prairie Bitch: How I Survived Nellie Oleson and Learned to Love Being Hated

“The best part of Jason was you!”
― Heidi Montag

“Those who write where many read, and speak where many listen, had best be careful what they say. Someone is bound to take them seriously, and it really is no good pretending that you didn’t know this.”
― Peter Hitchens, The Rage Against God: How Atheism Led Me to Faith

“Business class, it's like first class with fewer fake rich people, no trust fund babies, no overnight celebrities, just rich people who are serious about their money.”
― Eib Shocky, Lost Seeking Dreams

“Hollywood is a collection of people without souls, pretending to be people with souls.”
― Jack Freestone