Abed Nadir:Britta.
Britta Perry:[gasps]Is this about regionals?
Abed Nadir:I just talked to Cory, and he needs you to be the mouse king instead of me.
Britta Perry:Me? But I'm supposed to be a mute tree.
Abed Nadir:It's an emergency.
Britta Perry:Hmm?
Abed Nadir:This will help us get to regionals!
Britta Perry:I knew it! Wait, what are the lyrics?
Abed Nadir:They're in your heart, Britta.
Britta Perry:Right. Duh doy!
Annie Edison,Troy Barnes,Jeff Winger,Pierce Hawthorne,Shirley Bennett:[singing in unison]we are everyone, and we are everything
Britta Perry:[Britta comes out on stage singing poorly]Christmas time!
Cory Radison:What the...?
Dean Pelton:Oh, Britta's in this?
Britta Perry:[stomping her feet off-time]I got a Christmas time for me / I got a Christmas time for a tree
Cory Radison:No! She's ruining it!
Britta Perry:Christmas / Christmas time / me so Christmas, me so merry
Cory Radison:[charges the stage]No, stop, stop, stop, stop! What are you doing? Get off the stage!
Britta Perry:[speaking]I'm singing my heart's song.
Cory Radison:Get off the stage, and never sing again! You are the worst!
Jeff Winger:Hey!
Troy Barnes:You do not get to call Britta "the worst!"
Audience:Yeah! Let her finish!
Dean Pelton:Mr. Radison, I think it's fine. I know Greendale is an all-inclusive school. Why don't we let Britta sing her awkward song?
Audience:Yeah!
[cheering]
