Matt Stone and Trey Parker in South Park (1997)

When will Disney and all of Hollywood ever learn?  There's no point at all in making remakes and adaptations when they will never recapture the magic the original versions possess, especially when the remakes of animated flicks turn out to be live.  Here are movies, TV shows, and videogames that should never have been given or are about to be given a stupid remake.  If they're made for the "modern audience", that should be a red flag signifying that they're 'woke' and/or just no good at all.  Instead of trying to appeal to the "modern audience," focus on ALL of the audience!  And even if the remakes and adaptations are true to the original material and don't have a 'woke' agenda, all they do is promote laziness and the lack of creativity.  True masterpieces never age and should never be messed with.  Screw off most of the remakes, revivals, and adaptations and stick to the timeless classics.

One more thing, boys and girls: if the remakes, revivals, and adaptations turn out to be 'woke', they should be considered as "non-canon."  As a hardcore fan, I refuse to acknowledge the existence of anything that gets remade, revived, and/or retconned for the sake of DEI and ESG to be canon in any way.  I don't give a damn if the 'woke' companies declare their retconned garbage as canon.  WHATEVER IS 'WOKE' IS NON-CANON!  Never acknowledge the existence of 'woke' entertainment ever again.

Titles That Should've Never Been Given a Remake, a Revival, or an Adaptation

Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, James Earl Jones, Warwick Davis, David Prowse, Billy Dee Williams, Michael Carter, and Larry Ward in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)

Takeshi Aono, Toshio Furukawa, Tesshô Genda, Keiko Han, Show Hayami, Michio Hazama, Masashi Hironaka, Ryô Horikawa, Kazuhiko Inoue, Yû Mizushima, Katsuji Mori, Keiichi Noda, Yoshiko Sakakibara, Nozomu Sasaki, Kaneto Shiozawa, Hideyuki Tanaka, Kei Tomiyama, Norio Wakamoto, and Keaton Yamada in Ginga Eiyuu Densetsu (1988)

Cary Elwes, Hugh Grant, Josh Hartnett, Jason Statham, Bugzy Malone, and Aubrey Plaza in Operation Fortune: Ruse de guerre (2023)

Charlie Vickers in The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (2022)

Charlie Sheen, Willem Dafoe, John C. McGinley, and Kevin Eshelman in Platoon (1986)

Minami Takayama in Detective Conan (1996)

Hiroaki Hirata, Kazuya Nakai, Akemi Okamura, Mayumi Tanaka, and Kappei Yamaguchi in One Piece (1999)

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