Pinky and the Brain (1995–1998)

Rob Paulsen: Pinky, 3-Pinky-O, Adult Romy, Dr. Otto Scratchensniff, Egyptian Priest, President Pinky, TV Cop, Yakk Soho, Yurkel

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• The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : Woof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.

  The Brain : True.

  Pinky : I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?

  The Brain : To my knowledge, never.

  Pinky : Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?

  The Brain : Next to nil.

  Pinky : Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.

  The Brain : Therefore, you ARE pondering what I'm pondering.

  Pinky : Poit! I guess I am.

• Pinky : Narf!

• The Brain : We're going to a place where the Sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.

  Pinky : We're going to Denny's?

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but - *snort* No, no, it's too stupid.

  The Brain : We will disguise ourselves as a cow.

  Pinky : Narf! That was it *exactly*!

  The Brain : :

  [seconds later in the episode] 

  The Brain : Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China.

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?

• The Brain : Pinky, do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?

  Pinky : Oh, practice, Brain. All day, EVERYDAY!

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.

• The Brain : Quiet, Pinky, I'm getting ready for tomorrow night.

  Pinky : Why, Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow night?

  The Brain : [irritated]  Guess!

  Pinky : Oh, right, try to take over the world. Narf!

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but how are we going to make pencils that taste like bacon? Or maybe we should make bacon that tastes like pencils. Narf!

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking, what would the children look like?

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?

• The Brain : We must head to a place where overweight, middle-aged people go to party and throw away money.

  Pinky : Capitol Hill?

• The Brain : I will accept nothing less than mahogany.

  Pinky : There is no substitute for Diana Ross.

• The Brain : ...that excites the masses.

  Pinky : Newspapers? Religious tracts? The Victoria's Secret catalogue?

• Pinky : :

  [first lines] 

  Pinky : Gee, Brain, whaddya wanna do tonight?

  The Brain : The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!

  Singers : :

  [opening theme song] 

  Singers : They're Pinky and the Brain / Yes, Pinky and the Brain / One is a genius, the other's insane / They're laboratory mice, their genes have been spliced / They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain / Before each night is done, their plan will be unfurled / By the dawning of the Sun, they'll take over the world / They're Pinky and the Brain / Yes, Pinky and the Brain / Their twilight campaign is easy to explain / To prove their mousy worth, they'll overthrow the Earth / They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain / Narf!

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but if they called them "sad meals," kids wouldn't buy them.

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but then it'd be Snow White and the Seven Samurai...

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want a depressed tongue?

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?

• The Brain : No, Pinky! Never use two drops of the formula. It would cause a reaction on the molecular level that is completely unpredictable.

  Pinky : Oh, I hate it when that happens. Narf!

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but do I really need two tongues?

• Pinky : Egad, you astound me, Brain!

  The Brain : That's a simple task, Pinky.

• Pinky : Just say "Poit!"

  The Brain : Whenever I say "Poit", Pinky, we will be on Mars.

  Pinky : What planet is this?

• [the Brain has made a list of the six things that he needs to be a country music superstar] 

  The Brain : Read me the list, Pinky.

  Pinky : Okay. A cowboy hat.

  The Brain : Check.

  Pinky : A Southern dialect.

  The Brain : Check, y'all.

  Pinky : Nice, Brain. Working class values.

  The Brain : I adore beef jerky and the comedy stylings of Gallagher. Check.

  Pinky : A song.

  The Brain : Check.

  Pinky : A name consisting of not less than three words.

  The Brain : From now on I shall be known as Bubba Bo Bob Brain. Check.

  Pinky : And a height of at least six feet.

  The Brain : I-I-I-... Drat! There must be some way for me to increase my height.

  Pinky : Hmm... let me think.

  [bops himself on the head a few times with his fist] 

  The Brain : Don't hurt yourself, Pinky.

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?

• The Brain : Behold, I can create fire from a little box.

  Alan : So what?

  Cannibal #1 : Big deal.

  Cannibal #2 : Let's eat 'em.

  The Brain : I can steal your souls and put them in this glass.

  Alan : So what?

  Cannibal #1 : Big deal.

  Cannibal #2 : Let's eat 'em.

  Pinky : I can make bubbles with my spit.

  [the cannibals gasp and begin to bow] 

  The Brain : *Now* do you believe we were sent by your god?

  Alan : Naw, that's just *really cool*.

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade, we'll never have any puppies.

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what... you know.

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but... uh... something about a duck.

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

• Pinky : What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?

  The Brain : Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to ditch Dudley Boore!

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but where will we get rubber pants our size?

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep on doing it?

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but the Rockettes, it's mostly girls, isn't it?

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but wouldn't anything lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

• The Brain : How is my disguise, Pinky?

  Pinky : Oh, is that you, Brain?

  The Brain : You flatter me, Pinky. Now throw the switch and let us begin... "The Battle for the Planet"!

• The Brain : Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.

  Pinky : Ah, he liked sports then, did he?

• The Brain : Pinky, there are times when I feel I'm bearing my soul to a tube of caulk.

  Pinky : Mmmmmm... caulk!

  The Brain : ... and yet I continue.

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but Kevin Costner with an English accent? I dunno.

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career? Ooh, it's all too much for me.

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.

• [Pinky's film about World Domination is ruined] 

  The Brain : Come, Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night.

  Pinky : Why, Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow night?

  The Brain : The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take

  [the film slows down and tears apart] 

  Singers : They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but we're already naked.

• The Brain : Are there any questions?

  Pinky : Ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me, Brain!

  The Brain : GENERAL Brain.

  Pinky : Oh, right, General Brain, ehhh, what is the code word?

  The Brain : I can't tell you. If you were to be captured, you might talk.

  Pinky : What, me, talk? Oh no, General Brain! I'll never talk! Never, no, Narf, never!

  The Brain : And if they torture you?

  Pinky : Oh, well then, that's different, isn't it?

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain, but I don't know if I can eat that much cream cheese.