Gene Nelson credited as playing...
Will Parker
- Will Parker:Now that I got that fifty dollars, you name the date.
- Ado Annie:August fifteenth.
- Will Parker:Why August fifteenth?
- Ado Annie:Because that was the first day I'se kissed!
- Will Parker:Oh was it? I didn't remember that!
- Ado Annie:You wasn't there.
- Will Parker:I don't know what to make of you! You're too purty to be a skunk! Too thin to be a snake! To little to be a man, and too big to be a mouse! I reckon you're a rat!
- Ali Hakim:That's logical.
- Ali Hakim:It's a wonderful thing to be married. I got a brother in Persia got six wives.
- Ado Annie:Six wives all at once?
- Will Parker:Why, sure. That's the way they do in them countries.
- Ali Hakim:Not always. I got a brother in Persia only got one wife. He's a bachelor.
- Ali Hakim:Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing?
- Will Parker:I'm gonna keep Ado Annie from killin' your wife.
- Ali Hakim:Mind your own business.
- Will Parker:You ain't gonna think of that old peddler-man anymore, are ya?
- Ado Annie:Of course not. I never think of no one unless'n he's with me.
- Will Parker:Then I'll never leave your side.
- Ado Annie:Well, even if you never go away, can't you once't in awhile give me one of them Persian good-byes?
- Will Parker:Persian good-bye? Why, that ain't nothin' compared to Oklahoma hello.
- Ado Annie:Hello, Will!
- Will Parker:[singing] They went and built a skyscraper seven stories high. 'Bout as high as a buildin' oughta grow.
- Will Parker:[singing] Everything's up to date in Kansas City. They've gone about as fur as they can go.
- Ado Annie:[singing] Supposing that we should have a third one?
- Will Parker:[singing] He better look a lot like me.
- Ado Annie:[singing] The spittin' image.
- Will Parker:[singing] He better look a lot like me.
- Will Parker:[singing] With me it's all or nothin'. Is it all or nothin' with you? It can't be in between. It can't be now and then. No half-and-half romance will do. I'm a one-woman man, home-lovin' type, all complete with slippers and pipe. Take me like I am or leave me be. If you can't give me all, give me nothin'. And nothin's what you'll get from me.
- Ado Annie:[singing] Not even somethin'?
- Will Parker:[singing] Nothing's what you'll get from me.
- Ado Annie:[singing] It can't be in between?
- Will Parker:Uh-uh.
- Ado Annie:[singing] It can't be now and then?
- Will Parker:[singing] No half-and-half romance will do.
- Ali Hakim:Good-bye, baby. I will show you how we say good-bye in Persia.
- Ado Annie:That was good-bye?
- Ali Hakim:We have an old song in Persia. It says... One good-bye... is never enough.
- Ado Annie:Hello, Will. Ali Hakim's saying good-bye.
- Ali Hakim:Ah, Will, I want to say good-bye to you too.
- Will Parker:No, you don't. I just saw the last one.