Home Alone (1990)

Gerry Bamman: Uncle Frank McCallister

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Quotes

• Kevin McCallister : [apprehensively] I made my family disappear.

  [thinks back to family members saying bad things about him]

  Megan McCallister : Kevin, you're completely helpless!

  Linnie McCallister : You know, Kevin, you're what the French call "les incompetents".

  Buzz McCallister : Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.

  Jeff McCallister : Kevin, you are *such* a *disease*!

  Kate McCallister : There are fifteen people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble.

  Frank McCallister : Look what you *did*, you little *jerk*.

  Kevin McCallister : [gleefully] I made my family disappear.

• Frank McCallister : There's no way on earth we can make this plane. It leaves in 45 minutes.

  Peter McCallister : Think positive, Frank!

  Frank McCallister : You be positive. I'll be realistic.

• [Kevin has just caused a scene in the kitchen and Buzz has him in a headlock]

  Kate McCallister : Look, stop, stop! What is the matter with you?

  Kevin McCallister : He started it! He ate my pizza on purpose! He knows I hate sausage and olives and onions and...

  Frank McCallister : [wiping dregs of soda off of his pants] Look what you did, you little jerk!

  [the rest of the family stare irately at Kevin]

• Kate McCallister : How could we do this? We forgot him.

  Peter McCallister : We didn't forget him, we just miscounted.

  Kate McCallister : What kind of a mother am I?

  Frank McCallister : If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.

• [while on the airplane]

  Frank McCallister : [talking to Leslie] Wow, that's real crystal. Put it in your purse.

• Peter McCallister : Honey, the pizza boy need $122 dollars plus tip.

  Kate McCallister : For pizza?

  Peter McCallister : Ten pizzas times twelve bucks!

  Leslie McCallister : Frank, you've got money don't you?

  Frank McCallister : Traveler's checks.

  Kate McCallister : Forget it, Frank. We have cash.

  Peter McCallister : You probably have the kind of traveler's checks that don't work in France.

• Frank McCallister : [to Little Nero's pizza delivery man] Eh, it's my brother's house, he'll take care of it.

• Fuller McCallister : What time are we going to bed?

  Frank McCallister : Early, we're leaving the house at 8 AM, on the button.

  Kate McCallister : Hey, I hope you're all drinking milk, I want to get rid of it.

  Kate McCallister : [to Megan who is throwing food] Hey, don't you do that!

• Frank McCallister : [Berating Kevin for Peter spilling the Pepsi on his trousers] Look what ya did, you little jerk!