- [after an extremely loud sound demo prior to the movie]
- THUD announcer:The audience is now deaf.
- Plucky Duck:Is it just me, or is it hot in here? How about a little A.C., huh?
- Wade Pig:Air conditioning wastes gas; I'll just crack the window.
- Winnie Pig:Don't you dare, Wade! People will think we can't afford air conditioning!
- Buster Bunny:[falling toward a hole in the ground] A plot hole?
- Babs Bunny:I was wondering how those hack writers were going to wrap things up.
- Plucky Duck:Are we anywhere remotely near Happy World Land yet?
- Wade Pig:No, but if you're bored we can always play...
- Hampton Pig:Spot-the-car? Spot-the-car?
- Wade Pig:Spot-the-car!
- Hampton Pig:Whoopee!
- Plucky Duck:Oh, you mean like spot the red cars or the cars with out-of-state-plate?
- Hampton Pig:No, any car!
- Wade Pig:Here they come!
- Winnie Pig,Wade Pig,Hampton Pig:[jumping up and down] There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a car!
- [laughter]
- Plucky Duck:[squashed] Fun game.
- Winnie Pig:Look, look! Here come some more!
- Winnie Pig,Wade Pig,Hampton Pig:There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a... Oops! Truck!
- [laugter]
- Plucky Duck:Shoot me.
- [Byron the Basset Hound saves Babs and Buster by flying]
- Buster Bunny:Hey, Byron can fly!
- Babs Bunny:Who knew?
- [Buster is forced to marry Big Daddy Boo's daughters]
- Buster Bunny:I can't marry all three of them, that's bigamy!
- Big Daddy Boo:No, that's big o' me!
- [Plucky just got run over by Hampton's family's car]
- Plucky Duck:I think the left front tire is a little low.
- [the Pig family is singing "99 Bottles of Non-Alcoholic Beverage On the Wall"]
- Plucky Duck:Call me picky, but isn't that song supposed to be "99 Bottles of Beer On the Wall"?
- Winnie Pig:We don't drink in our family, Plucky!
- Buster Bunny:You know, Babsy and I want to tell you about the time we had riding down the river.
- Babs Bunny:[transforms into Tina Turner and sings] Hey! We're a rollin'... rollin'... rollin' down the river! Rollin'... rollin'... Rowan and Martin!
- [speaks]
- Babs Bunny:These are the jokes, folks, so feel free to laugh anytime... or not.
- Ship Captain:This little girl may just be what we need for our big show.
- Babs Bunny:Show? Did you say show?
- Buster Bunny:Well, actually, Babs here is anxious to get home to Acme Acres.
- Babs Bunny:[impersonating Lucille Ball] But Ricky, I wanna be in the show!
- Buster Bunny,Babs Bunny:We almost went looney/ from counting days till Juney/ now this afternoony/ summertime is here!
- Plucky Duck:A three month vacation...
- Buster Bunny,Babs Bunny:For kids across the nation.
- Fifi:Whatever your location...
- Buster Bunny,Babs Bunny:It's the best time of the year!
- All:Visit Acme Acres for a cool-down in the sun/ Beat the heat, it's a treat, that's for everyone/ We're Tiny, we're Tooney, we're all a little looney/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures with some summer fun!
- Buster Bunny,Babs Bunny:Now the video's begun.
- Elmyra Duff:[facing an angry lion] Well, if it isn't the king of the jungle.
- [the lion roars in her face]
- Elmyra Duff:You don't have to yell. I know what you want - you want a haircut!
- [grabs him and shaves his head, giving him a crewcut]
- Elmyra Duff:There, isn't that preferable?
- [holds up a mirror; the lion screams]
- Elmyra Duff:Long hair is SO retro.
- Babs Bunny:In the summer, I will get a golden tan.
- Buster Bunny:I will goof off every second that I can.
- Hampton Pig:During summer break, I'll see the sights.
- Elmyra Duff:I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight.
- Fifi:I shall find the skunk-hunk of my dreams.
- Elmyra Duff:Wanna hug that kitty till he screams!
- Plucky Duck:Summer is the time to hang with your best friends.
- Babs Bunny,Buster Bunny:Our one wish is that the summer never ends!
- All:We have all been waiting patiently/ waiting for the clock to set us free/ We will beg for summer on bended knee/ Come on stupid clock, please strike three/ strike one, strike two - Strike three!
- [the clock strikes three and the bell rings]
- Gogo Dodo:You're out!
- Babs Bunny:[rescuing Buster in disguise] Lookin' kinda peaked there, son.
- Buster Bunny:Ya took long enough.
- Babs Bunny:[VERY sweetly] I was enjoying watching you sweat.
- Babs Bunny:Way to go, Huck Finn. We spent our entire vacation downriver! Summer's over!
- Buster Bunny:Yeah. And I can't think of a better way to have spent it Babs, than with you.
- [kisses her]
- Babs Bunny:[rapturous] Really?
- Buster Bunny:Absolutely.
- Babs Bunny:Aaah...
- [Buster soaks her again]
- Buster Bunny:Babs, grab the life saver!
- Babs Bunny:Who can think of candy at a time like this?
- [Buster catches Babs with a life saver]
- Babs Bunny:Oh.
- [underwater]
- Underwater Sealife/Mermaid:[singing] Beneath the ocean/Beneath the ocean/We make lots of commotion beneath the ocean!
- Shirley the Loon:Mondo distress signal! Buster and Babs are like in peril! I'd rescue them if I didn't have this summer job.
- Babs Bunny:Why, Buster Bunny, are you falling for me?
- Buster Bunny:[as they fall down a waterfall] You might say that!
- Babs Bunny:Oh, Buster, I didn't think I'd get a chance to tell you...
- Buster Bunny:Shh. I feel the same way.
- Choir:[singing] Happy World Land. Happy World Land. Where the fun will never stop, at only 80 bucks a pop. The beautiful Happy World Land.
- Babs Bunny:I miss my family. I miss performing.
- [Buster drenches her again]
- Babs Bunny:I MISS BEING DRY!
- Wade Pig:[hums the melody to "Pop Goes the Weasel"]... Pop goes the weasel!
- Plucky Duck:Say, Dad? Do you know anything else? Like, I don't know... Old MacDonald?
- Wade Pig:[starts humming the melody to "Old MacDonald"]... Pop goes the weasel!
- Babs Bunny:Possums
- Buster Bunny:Gators
- Babs Bunny:Dinner Theater
- Buster Bunny:Main Course
- Babs Bunny:Options
- Buster Bunny:One
- Babs Bunny:Bolt?
- Buster Bunny:Bingo
- Babs Bunny:Ready
- Buster Bunny:Go!
- Babs Bunny:You know, Buster, I think we've gone far enough down this river.
- Buster Bunny:Ah, relax, enjoy, the sound of the water, the soft croaking of the frog, the quiet whispering of the wind through your ears...
- Babs Bunny:...the scary possum kid plucking the banjo?
- Buster Bunny:Don't worry, Babs, he's just trying to communicate. Afterall, music is the universal language.
- Babs Bunny:Hmm... his music does have a certain rustic... shun c'est quoi... romantic charm...
- [deeper voice]
- Babs Bunny:If you know what I mean.
- Little Boo:[thinking Babs is a man] Are you married? Hmmmmmm?
- Babs Bunny:Sure am.
- [grabs Byron in a dress]
- Babs Bunny:Meet the missus.
- Byron:Wwwwooouf.
- Wild Safari Zoo P.A.:We hope you are enjoyin' Wild Safari Zoo! May I repeat, so that Warner Brothers won't get sued if anyone really does this - do not get out of the car!
- [Elmyra gets out of the car anyway]
- Buster Bunny,Babs Bunny:[singing] We're waiting for the clock to strike three/ When it's three o'clock we'll be free.
- Plucky Duck:Then it's adios, Looniversity/
- All:Summertime is coming finally!
- Buster Bunny,Babs Bunny:Say goodbye to teachers and books!
- Plucky Duck:See you in September, you schnooks!
- Plucky Duck,Buster Bunny,Babs Bunny,Hampton Pig:All summer long we'll be free/ Come on stupid clock, please! Strike three!
- [falling down a waterfall]
- Buster Bunny:I got ya! I got ya!
- Babs Bunny:But who's got you? AAAHH!
- Superman:[flying in and catching them] I do, kids.
- Buster Bunny:Hey pal, this is our story!
- Babs Bunny:Yeah, get your own video!
- Superman:It's your call.
- [drops them]
- Babs Bunny:[singing, dressed as a gondolier] Veal parmigiana/ cream fettucine/ ravioli, clams with linguini/ hot pepperoni/ tasy spumoni...
- Babs Bunny:[speaks] we haven't eaten in weeks.
- Babs Bunny:[singing] Veal parmigiana, veal parmigiana!
- Buster Bunny:Babs, that song really put me in the mood.
- Babs Bunny:[hopeful] for what?
- Buster Bunny:Pizza! You got any money?
- Babs Bunny:Thank you, Mr. Romance.
- Buster Bunny:You know, you look kinda pretty there, stading in the rain. I love the way the wind rustles through your ear, and that shine the water makes on your fur... and your uncanny resemblance to a drowned rat when you get drenched.
- Babs Bunny:Drowned rat, huh? I'll show you!
- [raises pole to smack him and gets struck by lightning]
- Babs Bunny:Oh, no! One of those possums!
- Banjo Possum:Aw, shoot! Don't fret none missy. I ain't like my simple backwoods cousins. I'd never eat a guy who could play his face.
- Buster Bunny:See, Babsy? I told you music was the universal language.
- Babs Bunny:[sarcastically] And here I thought it was Esperanto.
- Elmyra Duff:[reading to a group of captured animals] And the most feared predator in the jungle is - ME!
- Elmyra Duff:[holds up picture of herself, giggles]
- Elmyra Duff:Kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me!
- [the animals run off screaming]
- Elmyra Duff:Aminals can be so capricious.
- [being swept downriver]
- Babs Bunny:So how do we stop this thing?
- Buster Bunny:We don't.
- Babs Bunny:So long, Acme Acres.
- Buster Bunny:Hello Adventure!
- Buster Bunny:It's a romantic tradition of the South - beautiful homes, refined gentlemen, and delicate ladies.
- Big Boo,Little Boo,Sissy Boo:[answering the door] Yeeees?
- Buster Bunny:Strike my last stereotype.
- Elmyra Duff:[giving Furball swimming lessons] You're not going to learn anything floating on the bottom of the pool.
- Babs Bunny:[in a dark shed] Now, I just need a plan.
- [strikes a match to see the shed is full of boxes labeled "fireworks"]
- Babs Bunny:Well! A shack full of fireworks! Isn't that convenient?
- [after a long, toon-type, water battle]
- Buster Bunny:I do this water thing to Babsy throughout the entire video.
- Plucky Duck:Now what do we do first? The beach? Camping? Or shall we slip the whole 12 weeks away in front of the boob tube?
- Plucky Duck:There he goes, my best pal on a vacation of a lifetime. Why don't I sit here and drop alone?
- [Car rushes back]
- Winnie Pig:Oops, dropped the toilet paper.