Change Your Image
life_is_nothing_without_movies
Lists
An error has ocurred. Please try again
Reviews
Anything Else(2003)
slight *spoiler* - excellent film!
Woody Allen has completed yet another masterpiece! Jason Biggs was extraordinary in this, stepping out of the scene to talk directly to the audience and saying all sorts of philosophical lines. I knew he could break the pie indulging Jim of the last several years! Christina Ricci was delightful as well. She in deed is growing up to be a greatly talented actress. Watch this gem of a film; I assure you will not be disappointed.
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle(2003)
Heaven hath no fury for these fallen angels!
Probably the best ad campaign against drugs I have ever seen. The reason? The angels must be on speed or something the way they jump from one event to the next! Humans just aren't that active, kids! The plot is as thin as our ozone layer, and talent is definitely wasted here. Diaz, Liu, and Barrymore are terrific actresses, but not as Charlie's little helpers. Almost needed scotch tape to keep the eyelids open! If you happen to watch this, good luck to you. Might be a cure for an insomniac, though.
Chicago(2002)
WOW!
Absolutely dazzling! Richard Gere can sing like a charm, Renee Zellweger is the prettiest thing since Monroe, and Catherine Zeta-Jones is stunning! I can totally see why the Academy went nuts for it in '03. I have a couple tips for watching this: if you have surround sound turn it up loud, don't be afraid to cheer and clap through it, and sing along if you know these songs. Spectacular, Spectacular no words in my vernacular could describe Chicago's wonderment!!
Wrong Turn(2003)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Eliza Dushku is the scream queen of the new millennium! Let me tell you, this one is scarier than anything out right now. Why, you ask? Jeff Foxworthy said it best, `you might be a Redneck if.' These inbred disfigured people are sadistic and plain freaky. The perfect ingredients for a popcorn chiller flick! See this one in the complete darkness of your own home and cringe as the cast gets hacked up left & right. Careful, it may give you nightmares
oooohhhh!
Shadow Fury(2001)
I was furious after watching!
Why did I rent this, you ask? I was hoping for a new martial arts hero. Boy, was I wrong! There are not enough words in the great American thesaurus for me to describe how dreadful this was. Acting was worse than a pornographic film and the action was lame. I suffered through the 90 minute, straight-to-video release and almost threw the disc out my window! Guess I'll be sticking to Chan & Li for the time being.
Crash(1996)
possible *spoiler* but, the trailer tells all...
This strange little flick is just plain morbid. I find absolutely no connection between making love and crashing an automobile. When I rented this I was intrigued because, well, to be honest I have no clue why! Anyway, I guess people get their jollies from sick, twisted car wreckage. Crash is certainly not for the faint of heart. To those out there that love the film, great, but please realize it's just a movie.
8 Mile(2002)
slim shady is a fine dramatic actor
I thought this film was very impressive. Eminem showed us what a emotionally charged character should be like. He was robbed of a best actor nod from the Oscars...go ahead, argue about this point all you like, but its true! Brittany Murphy was also excellent in her role. I praise this movie for being so daring and real! I give this 6 out of 5 stars!!
To Eminem: make more movies, eventually Oscar will notice...
Search for the Snow Leopard(1999)
highly sensual entertainment!
This film is such high quality entertainment. The story is first-class, which is quite unusual for porn. The love scenes are incredible...very passionate and beautifully explicit! Asia Carrera is gorgeous! Quite a talented 30 year old!!! My hat goes off to quality pornographic films...time & effort taken is always noticeable!
Another great movie for my extensive collection!!!
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring(2001)
best movie.....ever!
The most...wonderful, amazing, breath-taking, beautiful, incredible, epic, gorgeous, fantastic, awesome, super, perfect, engaging, spectacular, grand, lovely, emotional...film I have ever seen!!
I've never read the books, but I'm sure this is how they'd appear in my mind! Thank you, Peter Jackson for directing the best movie of 2001! Also, hats off to Tolkien...the literary genius who wrote this masterpiece!!!
The One(2001)
fun-filled ride of a movie!
Loud rock music, tons of action, the extremely talented Jet Li = AWESOME! I was a bit apprehensive about this one, but finally caught it on TV. Wow - one of the most unique plots for an action film in a long time! Give this movie a chance...it may surprise you!
Body Chemistry 4: Full Exposure(1995)
another soft-core cinematic experience... RUINED!
Shannon Tweed & Larry Poindexter are B-rated movie stars, but they do have nice skills in the bedroom. Okay, the plot was weak & lacked any sense of quality. But, what man watching soft-core porn cares about story-line? If sex in cinema offends you - avoid, avoid, avoid! If not: congratulations, you are a normal American.