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Yeah you know what it is
Check this sh*t out man
Check it out check it out
Check it out yeah
Chilling with my homies at the home depot
Home depot
Buying screws and nails manly sh*t you know
You know
My homie says to me what kind of drill you want
He asked me
So I said I wanted one right in the a**
What
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
It was a joke guys come on
I'm not gay
I like vag more than a pornstar scandal
But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle
Playing tackle football with my homies in the park
Had to wrap it up cause it was getting dark
Getting dark
The other team was looking straight scary as sh*t
Ooooo
But my quarterback he ain't having none of it
He ain't scared
He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at
My priority job was to protect the sack
Okay
So fourth down he bends over and yells hike
So I went and grabbed his balls
Uhhh
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm just doing my job step off
I'm not gay
It's not like I was purposefully trying to feel them
I wasn't
I just care about the safety of your future children
Godfather
I'm not gay I'm not gay
Quit telling me that man
I'm not gay
Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled son
PS I didn't know that you were so well hung
Strolling with my homies in west Hollywood
Hollywood
Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay
Dude walks by me with his shirt off and I was like
Damn b**ch you fine
F**k
I'm not gay guys
That ain't me
I'm just comfortable with my sexuality
So I can admit when I see a guy
Who has a handsome face and pretty eyes
And a rock hard chest and rippling abs
And the tightest a** and those sculpted calves
And those bulging quads and the perfect bod
And ohh my god take your pants off
Um
F**k it
I'm gay
I'm f**king gay
I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling hey
I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt
That's me
And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like what
Yeah
I'm gay
I'm gay
I'm hella gay
I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday
And normal self expression doesn't suit me either
That's why my degree is in musical theater
I'm so gay man